If it's any consolation and helps to break down barriers, I'd shag Johnny Depp. I can't believe he's less than a year younger than me and looks just slightly better than me.
Guess tons of money and Vanessa Paradis helps.
Edward Scissorhands as a date would have scared me simply for the foreplay. I'm not Jewish nor do I have any desire to be.
Sleepy Hollow is a so-so film but there is a scene that always makes me chuckle:
[waking from a faint]
Icabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him. [faints]
Actually, maybe I should be trying to shag Tim Burton ..?
Kate Moss
Way ahead of you Mr M. The Currently Lusting Over thread has become decidedly homo-erotic. Except for the parts where females keep butting inJohnny M wrote:If it's any consolation and helps to break down barriers, I'd shag Johnny Depp.
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Shouldn't this picture be better off in the "Daddy-Longlegs"-thread?boudicca wrote: Erin O'Connor - the "freak" of supermodels, and as a steadfast defender of my fellow bony birds, had to stick her in.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Oh my.Motz wrote:I'll fight Bowie for Korin, that way you don't have to get your hands dirtyboudicca wrote:You won't fight me for Bowie, then?Dark wrote:Not at all. Just there are very few gentlemen I find attractive, famous or otherwise.
And those that I do will not have their pictures posted without consent.
I'm Too Nice.
You're welcome to Bowie, I have someone I have a more real chance of getting.
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If anyone deserves to get Bowie, it should be me.
I'd actuallly say Johnny Depp or George Clooney.
I'd actuallly say Johnny Depp or George Clooney.
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Oh what did I start?nick the stripper wrote:If anyone deserves to get Bowie, it should be me.
I'd actuallly say Johnny Depp or George Clooney.
I was merely suggesting that the gentlemen ought to be able to express admiration for their fellow... fellows in a non-gay way. To recognise their attractiveness without actually wanting to *do* them personally.
I mean, IMHO the lovely ladies I've mentioned are undeniably hot stuff, but £1000,000 couldn't persuade me to get into a compromising situation with any of them .
Oh well. Never mind. Carry on camping...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
He's no' my type either.boudicca wrote:BTW what does anyone see in George f**king Clooney?
NO. NAY. NEVER.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
You know what, Boudicca, I think she's very cute too. And there's nothing wrong with being skinny and having a big nose. Although I would say that.canon docre wrote:Shouldn't this picture be better off in the "Daddy-Longlegs"-thread?boudicca wrote: Erin O'Connor - the "freak" of supermodels, and as a steadfast defender of my fellow bony birds, had to stick her in.
Now, onto the serious business. Men. Ho-hum. This one is quite odd, since with women I like the pale, dark-haired and 'striking' look (PJ Harvey, ms Boudicca, is another good call). But when it comes to men, the ones I think are attractive (in a very un-homoerotic way, I tell you!) tend to be blond. Tall, I suppose. In an aesthetic sense, I always think that the male gymnasts at the Olympics have the most beautiful physiques. So, if I were gay, for my birthday you could give me a tall blond gymnast called Sasha with razor-sharp cheekbones.
To contradict all of that (isn't life complicated?), though, Didier Drogba is a really beautiful man. Cor.
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ginola is truly beautiful...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Wow, this has fantasmagorically transmogrified into a 'fittest footballer's thread all of a sudden. Anyway, here's Didier for all you Chelsea fans lurking there. Yes, I know you're there, I can smell your money.
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haven't yet forgiven her for the mess she and jamie cullum madeof 'lovecats' at the brits last year
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Unlucky Johnny - start running .........Johnny M wrote:Not katie?Black Dahlia wrote: my name being Kate
* Just realised that I've signed my own death warrant with BD by using that monicker and so my life is on borrowed time until she reads this post. Black Dahlia is not for the squeamish. *
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jeezus that was bleeding awful wasn't it ? he's a dickhead anyway -in an interview on channel 4 (ok it was popworld ) he said that he's happily played for the queen's entertainment on 3 occassions at royal tea-parties...then when asked (an admittedly loaded question) about what he thought of the pampered windsors,and whether their lifestyle should be paid for by the british people he blustered and said they should get rid of them! make your mind up before you take the shilling next time you knob!emilystrange wrote:haven't yet forgiven her for the mess she and jamie cullum madeof 'lovecats' at the brits last year
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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oops. this was meant to be in the katie meulah thread. sorry
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Unscrupulous, then... that's the only good thing you can say about him .eastmidswhizzkid wrote:make your mind up before you take the shilling next time you knob!
His little squashy fizzog is infinitely kickable...
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