Your favourite act of Rockstardom

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Vote for your favourite act of Rockstardom.

Johnny Cash makes a new door in his Hotel Room. With a chainsaw.
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47%
Keith Moon driving his cadillac into the swimming pool.
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16%
Roger Waters producing toilet paper rolls with the face of David Gilmour on.
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11%
Andrew Eldritch striking his band into oblivion.
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16%
Marilyn Manson rubbing his genitals against a security guard.
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Sid either shooting or stabbing Nancy.
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5%
That REM guy throwing yogurth at a stewardess.
1
5%
 
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I know it's not very popular to post inane polls, but.... what the heck. I can at least try. :P

Which measure do you think is appropriate in terms of achieving eternal Rockstardom?
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Johnny Cash makes a new door in his Hotel Room. With a chainsaw. :notworthy:
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What about Shirley Manson s**t' in her Boyfriends corn flakes :eek: .
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Never heard of the Cash one, but definately love that one :D

The Roger Waters one is definately cool too still...
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sid knifed nancy.. or did he shoot her another time? *confused*
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emilystrange wrote:sid knifed nancy.. or did he shoot her another time? *confused*
He stabbed her,they used to shoot heroin tho',does that count?.
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no...
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emilystrange wrote:no...
Oh :oops:
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definitely keith moon driving into a swimming pool (though i heard it was a pink rolls royce,not a cadillac but still...) -the most surprising thing is that that wasn't what killed him!
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Ah, where's Ozzy biting the head off a bat?

Or pissing on the Alamo?

Or (best of all) trying to kill Sharon?
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smiscandlon wrote:Or pissing on the Alamo?
Bugger! I was gonna suggest that one.
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Cash, of course.
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it has to be stabbing nancy. 100s of people had been wanting to do it for years anyway :lol:
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ok ok you hair-splitters. I admit to my unexcusable fault. :oops:

I would even edit it if I could. But I can't. :(
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Chainsaw.
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smiscandlon wrote:Ah, where's Ozzy biting the head off a bat?

Or pissing on the Alamo?

Or (best of all) trying to kill Sharon?
my personal favourite of mr O's : snorting a line of marching ants. :eek: :urff:
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canon docre wrote:I know it's not very popular to post inane polls, but.... what the heck. I can at least try. :P

Which measure do you think is appropriate in terms of achieving eternal Rockstardom?
@ CD :lol: :lol: :lol: this is a very funny poll, compared to a few others we have going on in here!
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My vote goes to… Keith Moon of course! :twisted:
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Thanks for the support, honey.

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canon docre wrote:ok ok you hair-splitters. I admit to my unexcusable fault. :oops:

I would even edit it if I could. But I can't. :(
:innocent: :D :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
canon docre wrote:ok ok you hair-splitters. I admit to my unexcusable fault. :oops:

I would even edit it if I could. But I can't. :(
:innocent: :D :lol:
Argh, God made His appearance in my poll.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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and in your image gallery uploads.

omnipresent, innit.
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Quiff Boy wrote:and in your image gallery uploads.

omnipresent, innit.
Right. :D

I'll include you in my night prayer.
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How could you miss Steve Tyler being woken up with HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE spelled out in cocaine by his then-g/f or wife...

...and doing the whole lot in one go.

That's Rock 'n' roll. :notworthy:

But of the options there, it has to be Moon/car/pool.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:definitely keith moon driving into a swimming pool (though i heard it was a pink rolls royce,not a cadillac but still...) -the most surprising thing is that that wasn't what killed him!
Some others did that as well, IIRC...
Oh, and Jeremy Clarkson drove a Roller into a swimming pool in this year's series of Top Gear as well :D
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And according to Top Gear Moon never rode anything into a swimming pool, the closest he got was driving an old Chrysler through his almost empty duck pond.

Now, where's the red snapper/Led Zep story?

Or Cash burning down a national forest?
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