Your favourite act of Rockstardom

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Vote for your favourite act of Rockstardom.

Johnny Cash makes a new door in his Hotel Room. With a chainsaw.
9
47%
Keith Moon driving his cadillac into the swimming pool.
3
16%
Roger Waters producing toilet paper rolls with the face of David Gilmour on.
2
11%
Andrew Eldritch striking his band into oblivion.
3
16%
Marilyn Manson rubbing his genitals against a security guard.
0
No votes
Sid either shooting or stabbing Nancy.
1
5%
That REM guy throwing yogurth at a stewardess.
1
5%
 
Total votes: 19
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MadameButterfly
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Oh dear Andrew, me and one other person....oh well...suppose that's just me again....

MB :kiss:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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markfiend
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hallucienate wrote:Now, where's the red snapper/Led Zep story?
:notworthy: :lol:

I can't believe that was left out!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Planet Dave
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I felt sorry for Mr Buck getting no votes, so he gets mine. Yogurt? The fiend.

But in truth, not very rock and/or roll, he didn't even get to kill some time in Strangeways for his efforts.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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emilystrange
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where's the mars bar story?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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markfiend
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The Mars Bar story isn't true though.
Marianne Faithful (quoted by [url=http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.htm]Snopes[/url]) wrote:The Mars Bar was a very effective piece of demonizing. Way out there. It was so overdone, with such malicious twisting of the facts. Mick retrieving a Mars Bar from my vagina, indeed! It was far too jaded for any of us even to have conceived of. It's a dirty old man's fantasy -- some old fart who goes to a dominatrix every Thursday afternon to get spanked. A cop's idea of what people do on acid!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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emilystrange
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still a good story though!
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