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Mrs RicheyJames
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Cool :D

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BOO. I only got 29! Guess I'm just gullible.
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I'm never going to Iraq.

Never mind the descent into civil war, it's those bloody spiders I'd be worried about! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Like the public toilet with glass walls! :lol: :notworthy:
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You answered 39 items out of 40 correctly.

Your score is 98%. Excellent job!
To be fair, I have seen most of them on www.snopes.com

The only one I got wrong was the frog in the peas. :|
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32 out of 40.
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29 out of 40
it's all about circles and spirals
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I also got 29. I'm quite glad I was wrong about some of them. I don't want to admit that I live in that world. I DO live in a world with flowers and rainclouds and people and animals are nice to each other.
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or just cheat
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Quiff Boy wrote:or just cheat
That's the option I chose. :wink: :lol:
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73%.
i've spent all summer trying to convince the kids that spiders are cool 'cause they eat all the annoying insects -but i'm with boudicca on those giant iraqi motherfuckers! :urff:
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That was two spiders, right? What were they doing to each other?
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29 - some I didn't want to get right, like the dog which met a porcupine :urff:
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I'd rather live with the Iraqi spiders then with her:

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:urff: :urff: :urff:


Though, I'm sure we will encounter such chimeras during our lifespan. :(
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canon docre wrote:I'd rather live with the Iraqi spiders then with her:

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:urff: :urff: :urff:


Though, I'm sure we will encounter such chimeras during our lifespan. :(
I got that as an e-mail,it said"Jane Goodey has triplets" :lol:
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:lol: cruel but spot on.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:73%.
i've spent all summer trying to convince the kids that spiders are cool 'cause they eat all the annoying insects -but i'm with boudicca on those giant iraqi motherfuckers! :urff:
I know this is an urban legends thing and but I can vouch that those spiders aren't really spiders - they're wind scorpions
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fair play BoF! i'll bow to your superior knowledge when it comes to such things anyday! :notworthy:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:73%.
i've spent all summer trying to convince the kids that spiders are cool 'cause they eat all the annoying insects -but i'm with boudicca on those giant iraqi motherfuckers! :urff:
I know this is an urban legends thing and but I can vouch that those spiders aren't really spiders - they're wind scorpions
Oh well that's alright then! :lol:
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My eyes cant stop watering at lookind at that worm!!!!!!!!! and that was a very big spider. Do you think it got near any depleted uranium shells?
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it's a wind scorpion... :roll:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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For some reason the "dog meets porcupine" photo has made my day...


Though some of the pictures are appallingly faked... I've seen better Stalin-era retouches of photos!


Anyways 34 out of 40... :innocent:
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35 out of 40.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I know this is an urban legends thing and but I can vouch that those spiders aren't really spiders - they're wind scorpions
The snopes article about that picture says that they're camel spiders.

Edit: Oh.
The Clicky above wrote:...Camel spiders, also known as wind spiders, wind scorpions, and sun scorpions...
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Okay, I feel a bit better now, thank you markfiend. Still, the news that they come out at night and may eat mice and birds doesn't make them much more cuddly. If I ever met one, I don't think I would need that 'Camel Spider Care Sheet' they thoughtfully supplied...But a nice flat spade would come in helpful.
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