anti-annoying-bastard device

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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RicheyJames
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firefox users! bored of the likes of mew and cromwell? eliminate their inane witterings at the click of a mouse with the anti-annoying-bastard device!

and if you're not using firefox, why not?
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:lol:

thats mad.

there's an add-on for phpbb that does that but to be honest i agree with the bloke who says its a cop out.

tackle the fuckers head on, i say.

then again, i guess i actually have the power to do that. you lot don't really, do you? :?

hmmm. oh well. its your choice... use with caution though - and dont cry to me if the site doesnt work pproperly with it :lol: or if you miss something vital because "user x" pissed you off once and in a fit of pique you blocked them :roll:

the best and most reliable anti-troll device i know is my BAN button ;) :innocent:
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I don't think Mew's a troll.
A spammer? Maybe, but there's no indication that was anything more than a one off.
A sloppy speller? Perhaps.
A troll, no. He's not inciting arguments and provoking flaming.
And if you think those threads were inciting flames, you're overly sensitive and need a drink. :lol:
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happy now? be warned though, any more of your lip and i'll zap you too... mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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happy birthday, have you sorted your split ends yet?
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I thought to zap was my line....or did that thread see the trashcan? :lol:

Oh dear sir.....we will fix them...go and enjoy your birthday!

Mew is new
I am still around not that it means much but know that I love HL.
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Just an 'ignore' isn't it? I can do that, I've practised.
Chucking another log on
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Yes, but if the birthday boy adds an 'x' to every user that annoys him in open forum he'll end up talking to himself. :innocent:
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A"GOOD STABBIN' from Blast sounds a good deterrent!.
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Good GOD, I managed to change something Richey said. :eek:

Is it the apocalypse already?
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scotty wrote:A"GOOD STABBIN' from Blast sounds a good deterrent!.
No, no, no! I don't do contracts, and anyway, he is punished daily by She Who Must Be Obeyed :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:A"GOOD STABBIN' from Blast sounds a good deterrent!.
No, no, no! I don't do contracts and he is punished daily by She Who Must Be Obeyed :twisted:
What's MB doing in Chez RJ?
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Dark wrote:What's MB doing in Chez RJ?
haven't you met the erstwhile SexyGoth?
She used to be in The Mission, apparently.
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James Blast wrote:
Dark wrote:What's MB doing in Chez RJ?
haven't you met the erstwhile SexyGoth?
She used to be in The Mission, apparently.
The woman in the black wedding dress?
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Dark wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Dark wrote:What's MB doing in Chez RJ?
haven't you met the erstwhile SexyGoth?
She used to be in The Mission, apparently.
The woman in the black wedding dress?
Yup. Real name "That Guitarist".

IZ.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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Dark wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Dark wrote:What's MB doing in Chez RJ?
haven't you met the erstwhile SexyGoth?
She used to be in The Mission, apparently.
The woman in the black wedding dress?
HOLD HORSES! No on two accounts..

1. Not in the m*****n but know the roots...so to speak
2. Not the woman in the black wedding dress!!!

But like the SexyGoth part... :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:But like the SexyGoth part... :wink:
eh.... she got 'awedded :roll: :innocent: and :lol:
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I have seen the photos and she is indeed the SexyGoth :notworthy:

But then again all the ladies or women on hl are the sexy kind or the goth kind .... so as I see it from a woman's point of view....hl has the best looking woman any forum could possibly hope for.

Enough said. 8)
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MadameButterfly wrote:hl has the best looking woman any forum could possibly hope for.
And the best looking men.

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i've been in that woman's cleavage... i swear it was an accident
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MadameButterfly wrote: But then again all the ladies or women on hl are the sexy kind or the goth kind ...
Agreed. Particulary the small dutch SA kind. 8) :kiss:
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Johnny M wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: But then again all the ladies or women on hl are the sexy kind or the goth kind ...
Agreed. Particulary the small dutch SA kind. 8) :kiss:
Ohh Mr. M...now I have to return that...to the very nice men from hl...
No explaination necessary :von:

MB :kiss: (x3) yeah Mr. M does know where they are coming from :!:
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Ahhh, all's well that ends well... :D

HL's full of the dross of humanity though, let's face it. Great to be a part of it! :notworthy: :lol:
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Indeed Claire. It's nice to work things through sometimes and get there, innit? :wink:

HL the dross? Come, come ...HL is the gloss. 8)
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I like a large chest, a really big one!
well someone had to bring order to this madness
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