James Ray & The Longfolk

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JAMES RAY
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This sunday we shall be making available a 4 track cd from James Ray & The Longfolk - an international collaboration i have been working on over the past 6 months.
NB - No electronic instruments were used in the playing of these tracks.
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Without wanting to sound funny, you would be better signing then before you get them to Leeds or you will end up with wankers cramp on Sunday. :innocent: :D
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Nice!

Will there be a way to get your hands on one when you're on the continent as well? :innocent:
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Obviousman wrote:Nice!

Will there be a way to get your hands on one when you're on the continent as well? :innocent:
:notworthy: :innocent:
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JAMES RAY wrote:NB - No electronic instruments were used in the playing of these tracks.
were any instruments hurt?
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Obviousman wrote:Nice!

Will there be a way to get your hands on one when you're on the continent as well? :innocent:
or on a completely different continent?
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snowey wrote:Without wanting to sound funny, you would be better signing then before you get them to Leeds or you will end up with wankers cramp on Sunday. :innocent: :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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snowey wrote:Without wanting to sound funny, you would be better signing then before you get them to Leeds or you will end up with wankers cramp on Sunday. :innocent: :D
You're right, it doesn't sound funny.
Not having suffered such an ailment before I shouldn't think it will occur. If this is an on going problem you have experienced then I suggest you consult a good woman!

The cd will be available via mail order in a couple of weeks time -see 4080peru.co.uk
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JAMES RAY wrote:
snowey wrote:Without wanting to sound funny, you would be better signing then before you get them to Leeds or you will end up with wankers cramp on Sunday. :innocent: :D
You're right, it doesn't sound funny.
Not having suffered such an ailment before I shouldn't think it will occur. If this is an on going problem you have experienced then I suggest you consult a good woman!
Ouch. Mrs. Snowey, I await you entering the ring. :innocent: :P
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Mr Ray said "Good Woman" :innocent:

(that's me battered when I get home :D )
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Well I think not every man provides such easy access as Mr. Commando. :innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:Well I think not every man provides such easy access as Mr. Commando. :innocent:
God Jess, have you always gotta drag it down to gutter level? :wink: :lol:

s**t, we've derailed the thread. :? :roll:

Mr Ray, I'll most certainly be buying a cd. :notworthy: Signed or otherwise. 8)
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JAMES RAY wrote:The cd will be available via mail order in a couple of weeks time -see 4080peru.co.uk
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: You definately are the best

I'm sure we'll be getting reviews on here before that :D

Now I'll only have to find out a way to do online payments :lol:
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canon docre wrote:
JAMES RAY wrote:
snowey wrote:Without wanting to sound funny, you would be better signing then before you get them to Leeds or you will end up with wankers cramp on Sunday. :innocent: :D
You're right, it doesn't sound funny.
Not having suffered such an ailment before I shouldn't think it will occur. If this is an on going problem you have experienced then I suggest you consult a good woman!
Ouch. Mrs. Snowey, I await you entering the ring. :innocent: :P
AFAIK, the term "Wankers Cramp", is a light-hearted expression of blokey sympathy for the fact that the sufferer has over-exerted his hand, wrist or arm muscles. It usually does not refer to the act per se. It merely plays on the idea of innuendo and nudge-nudge-ity that is a bedrock of our proud culture 8)

If I said to Mr. Ray, thank you for offering this fine CD and it would be splendid if you were to sign some of them in advance, thereby avoiding long queues and general fatigue, would that be a nicer way of putting it? :wink:
snowey wrote:Mr Ray said "Good Woman" :innocent:

(that's me battered when I get home :D )
Yes, you are :twisted: :lol:
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No electronic instruments? :?
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there there dear.
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I'll just have to work extra hard on my own songs with electronic noises, to make up for it.

Mind.. it'd take a whole album to even come close to the likes of Dust Boat.
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don't worry about dark -he thinks FALAA is s**t and hussbag can sing.. :innocent: :lol:
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And I knew the words to every song.
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Obviousman wrote:Nice!

Will there be a way to get your hands on one when you're on the continent as well? :innocent:
or you still have 5 days to organize your trip to Leeds! Some of us here are missing the orange shirt! :wink:
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go on Zeno -you can do it! :D
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Delilah wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Nice!

Will there be a way to get your hands on one when you're on the continent as well? :innocent:
or you still have 5 days to organize your trip to Leeds! Some of us here are missing the orange shirt! :wink:
I can't :cry:

Nearly broke (only a couple of hundred euros left to survive the year :lol: ) and my year at college has just begun...

If I could, I most certainly would have come, but just can't make it :cry:

Have a good time for me, will you :wink:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:don't worry about dark -he thinks FALAA is s**t and hussbag can sing.. :innocent: :lol:
Fine:

Black Planet - great
Walk Away - not so
No Time To Cry - b-sides and demo version are better
A Rock And A Hard Place - amazing, but demo is still better
Marian - no. Just no.
FALAA - Ownage. Especially the vinyl version. Remastered version isn't so good.
Possession - Nah..
NWN - No thanks. I'll have Driven Like The Snow instead
Amphetamine Logic - Good, but better live
SKOS - Great, but still better with Comfortably Numb.

Hussey - Can sing. Up yours. :P
The Performance - :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Gangwar - :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
MK Ultra - Not bad, but still not as good. Apologies.


There :P
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Dark wrote:Marian - no. Just no.
i rest my case... :wink:
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And I knew the words to every song.
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Good grief Dark... are you sure you're feeling alright? :eek:
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Are these FALA demos, perchance, available in the weeding section?
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