seems like I need a few things...

[Batfish]

Andy Needs:
His old coach to bring that up.
Help with his schoolwork.
To boost his immune system to live.
A BAD girl to find his focus.
Something at night.
A fur coat.
Equipment which will be comfortable in the heat of the desert.


We also learn that:
Andy is a fine young man who needs parents who will love and care for him.

[straylight]

Everyone in straylight needs serious plastic surgery what a nasty phrase, conjures up most unwanted images

Straylight needs compensation (that's more like it).

[Andrew S]

Lucien needs Alice to save him from the darkness of his m*****n.

[hallucienate]

Lucien needs Alice to save him from the darkness of his m*****n.

and my ex is called Alison
but the bar lady at my favourite club is called Alice

[canon docre]

Lucien needs Alice to save him from the darkness of his m*****n.

and my ex is called Alison
but the bar lady at my favourite club is called Alice

... and me too.

Plus I was yesterday at the m*****n show.

[Karst]

These things never work for me...

http://www.dyetracing.com/karst/ka01000.html

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Izzy needs a home in Indiana!

Izzy needs breakfast.

Izzy needs a passport because she is making friends all over the world.

Izzy needs your help!

Izzy needs a picture of himself violating a busty ALIEN queen. It needs to be photo-quality, and he needs it in time for the prom.

Izzy this and Izzy that…I just think Izzy needs a kick in the butt for some motivation.

Suffering people need relief. Izzy provides it. Call or email Izzy today to become an Izzy friend.

The only thing Izzy needs is a nice, upstanding Jewish man to make everything right.

Where's Izzy? He needs to give this patient a hug.

Izzy needs Tommy John surgery and will out for ten months or until about the 2006 All-Star Break.

In case Izzy needs a little encouragement, there’s Toilet Buddies.

IZ.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Lucien needs Alice to save him from the darkness of his m*****n.

Shouldn't that read: "Lucien needs Alice to save him from the Darkness and The M*****n."?

IZ.

[Cat]

Catriona needs one
Catriona needs waterbearing bottles for May Faire
Catriona needs to be mindful of planning ahead to avoid any possible asthma flare up
Catriona desperately needs Dominic to claim the child
Catriona needs no introduction

[Zuma]

Zuma needs to be relieved of his duties as deputy president and as head ... We have got to make a stand, Zuma needs to go!

Zuma needs to change their suppliers. The fish is not fresh...

Zuma needs to stand trial

Zuma needs time to recollect himself and to prepare for what might be a tsunami ready to attack him

Hailed as the champion of the working class, and facing massive legal fees, Zuma no doubt needs all the friends he can get

'State must pay Zuma's fees'

hmmmmm

[hallucienate]

Zuma needs to be relieved of his duties as deputy president and as head ... We have got to make a stand, Zuma needs to go!

Zuma needs to change their suppliers. The fish is not fresh...

Zuma needs to stand trial

Zuma needs time to recollect himself and to prepare for what might be a tsunami ready to attack him

Hailed as the champion of the working class, and facing massive legal fees, Zuma no doubt needs all the friends he can get

'State must pay Zuma's fees'

hmmmmm

You can blame Jacob Zuma for the bad press. On behalf of my country I apologise for any bad press you press you may be receiving.

[emilystrange]

Emily needs to develop a support network that will help her transition
Emily needs to be told "No, there are certain things that just are NOT ...
Emily needs to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911
Emily needs to talk to him
Emily needs to find something that's her own to fulfill her
Emily needs help providing refreshments and stuff to us
Emily needs to define herself without a man
All Emily needs to do then is click Send
Emily needs a little time for herself
Emily needs a series of exemptions to Harvard’s administrative rules
Emily needs a drink