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- Obviousman
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I don't even know who Gene Simmons is, so perhaps it'll be me then
- canon docre
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You cant be serious?Obviousman wrote:I don't even know who Gene Simmons is, so perhaps it'll be me then
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Obviousman
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Ah, Kiss, now that does ring a bell
Though I'm not familiar with their music, really
Though I'm not familiar with their music, really
- canon docre
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I was made for loving you, u-uhuhuhu-u.Obviousman wrote:Ah, Kiss, now that does ring a bell
Though I'm not familiar with their music, really
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Obviousman
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Ah, right, the bell starts to ring louder and louder
Forgot about that one, the only link I thought of was of this terribly funny Kiss-fan appearing in Any Way The Wind Blows. Quite a good movie (was on Belgian telly last week), but since it's a Belgian movie that probably does not ring any bells for you
Forgot about that one, the only link I thought of was of this terribly funny Kiss-fan appearing in Any Way The Wind Blows. Quite a good movie (was on Belgian telly last week), but since it's a Belgian movie that probably does not ring any bells for you
Well, can do a bit of both as not heading for Leeds till tomorrow.
Scotty did send a text earlier saying that a glass of wine was £5.50 (at the Queens) so you are not too badly off if you miss it.
Mind you, did head of to pick up a wee carry oot for for early Sat evening after the warning
Scotty did send a text earlier saying that a glass of wine was £5.50 (at the Queens) so you are not too badly off if you miss it.
Mind you, did head of to pick up a wee carry oot for for early Sat evening after the warning
Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
- eastmidswhizzkid
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serves him right for drinking in hotel lobby wine-barsZuma wrote:
Scotty did send a text earlier saying that a glass of wine was £5.50 (at the Queens) so you are not too badly off if you miss it.
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- canon docre
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can you Party-People please bugger off into another thread? This one is exclusively for the ones that are NOT going.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:serves him right for drinking in hotel lobby wine-barsZuma wrote:
Scotty did send a text earlier saying that a glass of wine was £5.50 (at the Queens) so you are not too badly off if you miss it.
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Grrr.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Planet Dave
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No chance. Hi Jess. How ya doin'?canon docre wrote: can you Party-People please bugger off into another thread?
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
- canon docre
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Don't tease me Dave. Next HL meetup or whatever will happen in February, I'll stay at you house and then we'll see how long your marriage will last.Planet Dave wrote:No chance. Hi Jess. How ya doin'?canon docre wrote: can you Party-People please bugger off into another thread?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Planet Dave
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Cripes.canon docre wrote:Don't tease me Dave. Next HL meetup or whatever will happen in February, I'll stay at you house and then we'll see how long your marriage will last.Planet Dave wrote:No chance. Hi Jess. How ya doin'?canon docre wrote: can you Party-People please bugger off into another thread?
Another satisfied customer courtesy of the good canon's sensitive marriage guidance service.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
- MadameButterfly
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Just listen to the lady....
Anyhoo... Back from my delicious "Meet and greet" of Born who since the first listen to their music swept me off my feet....
Ivor or the sexy guy on bass used to *work* with Herman Brood (R.I.P.) and my to a man who I had a chat to one Sunday in A'dam while he was doing his art before his death....
Born is rock and romantic and those band members are the most down-to-earth, easy chatting artists that have my respect and romantic love for rock...thank-you Born...cheers to the future
Drank whiskey, smoked dube and was compared to Grace Jones
Yeah and I kissed them all
But those horses have brought me home...giddy...but at home.
Anyhoo... Back from my delicious "Meet and greet" of Born who since the first listen to their music swept me off my feet....
Ivor or the sexy guy on bass used to *work* with Herman Brood (R.I.P.) and my to a man who I had a chat to one Sunday in A'dam while he was doing his art before his death....
Born is rock and romantic and those band members are the most down-to-earth, easy chatting artists that have my respect and romantic love for rock...thank-you Born...cheers to the future
Drank whiskey, smoked dube and was compared to Grace Jones
Yeah and I kissed them all
But those horses have brought me home...giddy...but at home.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- Obviousman
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You most certainly seem to know how to keep 'em shortcanon docre wrote:Don't tease me Dave. Next HL meetup or whatever will happen in February, I'll stay at you house and then we'll see how long your marriage will last.Planet Dave wrote:No chance. Hi Jess. How ya doin'?canon docre wrote: can you Party-People please bugger off into another thread?
- Gottdammerung
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Well good mornin' Die Hards...
And how are we all this morning??!!
Yippie I kay....
And how are we all this morning??!!
Yippie I kay....
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
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...won't be here this weekend.
I have alot of work / party / sleep ahead of me.
I have alot of work / party / sleep ahead of me.
- canon docre
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I feel currently more like this:Gottdammerung wrote: And how are we all this morning??!!
But I hope a little shopping spree will lift my mood.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
- Obviousman
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Seems like you all had quite a night
I'm just feeling like my normal orange-shirted self
I'm just feeling like my normal orange-shirted self
- MadameButterfly
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Heehee...and me now back from work Die-hard style in an orange t-shirt (due to the painting of someone else's home)......Obviousman wrote:Seems like you all had quite a night
I'm just feeling like my normal orange-shirted self
....and the result of too little sleep and too much whiskey from last night...
....that little man with the hammer in my head is taking low blows...
But...good afternoon hl...what are we doing tonight?
MB
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- Gottdammerung
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Moi?
Hopefully making a liason with the new frau, who's back from Berlin later today..
Anyway, just to cheer you all up - and yes I know its the wrong forum section - here is possibly the best bad joke I've seen in ages..
"Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn' t believe his eyes, as the box approached
from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a
coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.........
BUMP........BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP..
BUMP........BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard
the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only
seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His
hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the
front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his
comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the
coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued
its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take
him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP..BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched
itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew
off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to
approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
coffin.......still it came .......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped."
Hopefully making a liason with the new frau, who's back from Berlin later today..
Anyway, just to cheer you all up - and yes I know its the wrong forum section - here is possibly the best bad joke I've seen in ages..
"Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn' t believe his eyes, as the box approached
from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a
coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.........
BUMP........BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP..
BUMP........BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard
the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only
seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His
hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the
front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his
comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the
coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued
its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take
him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP..BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched
itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew
off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to
approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
coffin.......still it came .......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped."
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
- Gottdammerung
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ruffers wrote:Dear oh f#ckin dear as Graham Taylor once said...
I'm ashamed to say I actually lol'd at that!
Yup... someone else that sent it to a friend said this..
"I just emailed my mate it and he told me never to speak to him again! "
But there's more!
Did you hear about the magic tractor??
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It turned into a field!
boom boom!
Kill me, please, now!
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
- MadameButterfly
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@ Gottdammerung - Bite ... now you're dead ... easy kill that was.
O.K. Let's get tonight's game going!
What's the game again?
We could play strip poker...
O.K. Let's get tonight's game going!
What's the game again?
We could play strip poker...
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- Obviousman
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Strip poker?
But I'm so very bad at playing the cards... Well, at least you wouldn't see me losing then
But I'm so very bad at playing the cards... Well, at least you wouldn't see me losing then