And a warm welcome to Mrs Scotty

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Or is it Missus Scotty? She's only been here five minutes and she's already not posting under two names. :lol:
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I'll be honest I messed up logging on as mrs scotty hence the missus scotty.
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Welcome, have a great time on here :D
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I can see 'grounds for separation' looming :roll:
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TWO welcome threads??

You deserve more. I might start another. :lol: :notworthy:
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scotty mate, get yerself a wireless laptop, it's the only way I tell ye...
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missus scotty
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This is wireless, and I've locked myself in the bathroom.
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missus scotty wrote:...and I've locked myself in the bathroom.
In my experience that only works if accompanied by floods of tears :lol:
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Hi, what ever it's worth.


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I suppose I better say hello "officially" so hello, it's Black Alice that's going to be a solicitor isn't it ?, I'll keep her phone number handy :innocent:
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scotty wrote:I suppose I better say hello "officially" so hello, it's Black Alice that's going to be a solicitor isn't it ?, I'll keep her phone number handy :innocent:
:lol:
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Welcome! :)
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Welcome to, er, all of you!

Heartland is one big Bring Your Signifiant Other Party then? ;D
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timsinister wrote:Welcome to, er, all of you!

Heartland is one big Bring Your Signifiant Other Party then? ;D
Swingers innit? :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
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Good God, and I'd hoped a trip down saarf would have mellowed you out.

Terrifying, as ever. :notworthy:
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Hello again and welcome. :)
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Welcome... 8)
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hola :!: ;D
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Welcome aboard.
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