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Who left the Loreal Kids shampoo in my bathroom?

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Planet Dave wrote:
DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep :eek:
Oh he does. Like a baby. :notworthy:
What? cries a lot and sh1ts himself? :lol: :lol:
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...and back to the question...who is looking after the cleaning of nappies/pampers/whatever else they are called....oh and the dummy thing too....
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Planet Dave wrote:
DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep :eek:
Oh he does. Like a baby. :notworthy:
He didn't even stir when I tripped right over him on Monday morning... :lol: :oops: curled up all foetal-like in his sleeping bag...
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boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep :eek:
Oh he does. Like a baby. :notworthy:
He didn't even stir when I tripped right over him on Monday morning... :lol: :oops: curled up all foetal-like in his sleeping bag...
how the hell you happened to be in this side of the building? I hope you understood before it was too late that it was not bathroom or toilet... :innocent:

I'll take my coat now, I'll take all my coats :oops:
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Don't worry Indrek, we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
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Planet Dave wrote:Don't worry Indrek, we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
Now I'm getting really worried because I used one room in your house as a toilet. More than once.

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DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep :eek:
that's our kind of boy! :twisted: :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
what have pasties and sausage rolls got to do with anything?
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Thank-you.
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You know we love you Tim.

It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids. :eek: :lol:
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Or someone left in that foetal-position who is not breathing anymore! :cry:

Please Planet Dave - check properly.....
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Planet Dave wrote:You know we love you Tim.

It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids. :eek: :lol:
Did you warn me that I have to use your garden for this? :innocent: :lol:
And I have to say you are bloody artist, Dave, ain't you? To design a room which looks absolutely like a toilet but isn't :twisted:
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You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.

If toilets could talk... :eek: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.

If toilets could talk... :eek: :lol:
...his would be sobbing gently to itself :lol:
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God help his kids then. They've been through more than a Vietnam vet!

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Alright, Ethan? :notworthy:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
boudicca wrote:You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.

If toilets could talk... :eek: :lol:
...his would be sobbing gently to itself :lol:
...or rocking back and forth with an utterly shellshocked look on it's face :lol: ...

Am I really talking about the facial expression of one Yorkshire man's water closet? :urff: :lol: :roll:
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Yorkshireman? :eek: YORKSHIREMAN?? :eek: :evil:

Not even close. Well, fairly.

But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet. :eek: :D

Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork. :notworthy:
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Planet Dave wrote:Yorkshireman? :eek: YORKSHIREMAN?? :eek: :evil:

Not even close. Well, fairly.

But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet. :eek: :D

Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork. :notworthy:
he'll be developing that "thousand yards stare" :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Yorkshireman? :eek: YORKSHIREMAN?? :eek: :evil:

Not even close. Well, fairly.

But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet. :eek: :D

Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork. :notworthy:
he'll be developing that "thousand yards stare" :lol:
I think everyone who inhaled more than a few breaths in that man's vicinity will have caught some of his "aura"... :innocent: :lol:
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just in case:

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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Lookin' good! 8)
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how remiss of me to fail to spot a thread almost entirely about me (ok,and dave's bog,johnny's hair and some minor bit-players :innocent: :lol: )..and i thought my ears were burning 'cause i was ill...

@mb thanks for your concern - :kiss:

@Claire -the foetal position is the only position to be in when being kicked whilst sleeping...and my "aura" has been a patented way of discouraging groupies (ones with a sense of smell anyhow) since i first started attracting the deaf and blind. :P

@Mrsrj -(assuming that was directed at me;and assuming that it wasn't a typo and you're not talking about messrs gaymer,manufacturers of non-tramp strength cider) - my secret's out: mrswhizzkid's really a sixteen-stone brickie called graham and we stole the baby from outside tesco's/paid a lesbian friend to have it for us/it's actually a poodle called teddy-pompom. does that mean i don't have to shave off my enormous moustache next time, Di? :twisted: :lol:

@indrek-at least i've only one chin in that photo :notworthy:

@johnny -sorry mate,tried to be quiet...if i'ld known you were awake i'ld have offered you a glass... :twisted:

....back on topic,of course it's not my shampoo -i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic! :wink:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic! :wink:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

BTW Lee - I was referring to your narcotic aura, not your ex-traveller aura :lol: ! You emitted no offensive odour as far as I can recall. But I did feel distinctly more lively after having been in your general vicinity... :innocent: :wink:
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