nah, thats scottytimsinister wrote:Ah, but you see to Claire EVERYONE is a Southern ponce. Technically, she's standing at the North Pole.
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The Midlands is the South! Fuckin 'ell, 5 hours on the train tells me that Leeds is the south!lazarus corporation wrote:That's because I'm not from the South, but from the Midlands...boudicca wrote:You can take your ale remarkably well for a Southern ponce...lazarus corporation wrote: years of practice
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Nope Claire, there's the south, the midlands, the north, and the frozen wastes yonder. Simple.
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And pray tell, where do they begin?Planet Dave wrote:the frozen wastes yonder. Simple.
(If you say the Solway Firth I will come back down there and "put the heid in you" as they say Up Here )...
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The North starts at Dingwall,Planet Dave wrote:Nope Claire, there's the south, the midlands, the north, and the frozen wastes yonder. Simple.
The Midlands is between Inverness & Aviemore,
The South is anywhere below Aviemore,
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nice phrasing, claire
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Thank you Ems!emilystrange wrote:nice phrasing, claire
I think Keith is closer to the mark... my take on it is, The Norff is anything above Glasgow and Edinburgh, the Midlands is everything from here down to - well, the "official" Midlands, and the South is the Midlands down to the very arse of England.
So there.
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