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We read newspapers, too, Hal! ;D

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Afri ... 69,00.html

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The unnamed man, who had only a pair of flip-flop sandals on his feet,
Can't have been at Black Oktober then. It was "fuckin' goff homo-boots" all the way there! :innocent: :lol: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
The unnamed man, who had only a pair of flip-flop sandals on his feet,
Can't have been at Black Oktober then. It was fuckin' goff homo-boots all the way there! :innocent: :lol: :wink:
In Sarf Africa those ARE the equivalent of goff homo-boots... They are made of woven fallen-out hairspray-encrused dyed hairs of dodgy 40+ goffs. :twisted:

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:lol:

OK, you got me with
mentally unstable
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39 year-old
? I rather think not.

My flip-flips are made by Globe, thank you very much. They also form a vital part of anyone's summer survival kit in this country.

How long is the Chunnel anyway? I may be a viable option on my way home if I make it there in Feb...
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hallucienate wrote::How long is the Chunnel anyway? I may be a viable option on my way home if I make it there in Feb...
At about 50 km, I guess.

And when arriving in France, just start yelling "I'm Lucien from Sarf Africa! I have no papers! I wanna live in your lovely country!" and you'll be on a plane home in a jiffy... :evil:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
hallucienate wrote::How long is the Chunnel anyway? I may be a viable option on my way home if I make it there in Feb...
At about 50 km, I guess.

And when arriving in France, just start yelling "I'm Lucien from Sarf Africa! I have no papers! I wanna live in your lovely country!" and you'll be on a plane home in a jiffy... :evil:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:At about 50 km, I guess.
In flip flops :eek: :?: Must be Sarf Efrican
But how long does it take to walk 50KMs? And they say they had a short technical hitch? :lol: :lol:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: And when arriving in France, just start yelling "I'm Lucien from Sarf Africa! I have no papers! I wanna live in your lovely country!" and you'll be on a plane home in a jiffy... :evil:
Firstly: that'd be a lie. France is probably the last place in Europe I'd wanna live.
Secondly: I've got a German Passport so I'd probably be stuck there :? :lol:
I could've got a Dutch one too but the Germans where more keen on letting me in.
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hallucienate wrote: Secondly: I've got a German Passport so I'd probably be stuck there :? :lol:
I could've got a Dutch one too but the Germans where more keen on letting me in.
Oh not to worry....I'll even come and fetch you on my bicycle if stuck in Germany....it should be safe now to do that... :innocent:

If you have a German Passport that means you are allowed into all the EU countries without any problems I'm sure.

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bicycles, flip-flops, how hi-tech are you lot... :wink:
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