Sorry about the cold!

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It seems I may have gave some of you a little sniffle :oops: :twisted: , I 've lost count of how many people have said on various threads :oops: ,so can I apologise please, and I'll try to bring something other than the Flu next time!.
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scotty wrote:It seems I may have gave some of you a little sniffle :oops: :twisted: , I 've lost count of how many people have said on various threads :oops: ,so can I apologise please, and I'll try to bring something other than the Flu next time!.
Ach pish, I think of it as a reminder of a top weekend :lol:
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Now, please be so kind as to explain how all this started....

Boys kissing boys?

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MadameButterfly wrote:Now, please be so kind as to explain how all this started....

Boys kissing boys?

MB :wink:
Wouldn't you like to know, hehe :innocent:
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Yeah...with all the details...but am affraid it might offend certain sensitive-type-people....

PM is that thingy for hmmm....sordid details I suppose! :twisted:

Don't be shy, I can handle it.... :innocent:
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scotty wrote:It seems I may have gave some of you a little sniffle :oops: :twisted: , I 've lost count of how many people have said on various threads :oops: ,so can I apologise please, and I'll try to bring something other than the Flu next time!.
So you're the reason I'm been ill for 3 weeks?

Bastard!
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rian wrote:
scotty wrote:It seems I may have gave some of you a little sniffle :oops: :twisted: , I 've lost count of how many people have said on various threads :oops: ,so can I apologise please, and I'll try to bring something other than the Flu next time!.
So you're the reason I'm been ill for 3 weeks?

Bastard!
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And I thought what a nice, caring sharing sort of bloke Scotty was at the weekend. Little did I know what was to come.

Fuckin' Tcheuchter :twisted:
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Cat wrote:And I thought what a nice, caring sharing sort of bloke Scotty was at the weekend. Little did I know what was to come.

Fuckin' Tcheuchter :twisted:
IT'S FUCKIN' "CHOOOOOOCHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER" :twisted: , I'm sorry, I'll buy you a REALLY big drink in elgin :wink: :kiss:
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it is only now that i'm beginning to feel ropey
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I wasn't sure of the spelling Scotty so I looked it up on the internet and thats what it came up with.

However, a really big drink in Elgin sounds great to me :P
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Heartlanditis has gone Pan-European by all accounts. Thanks to one Estonian man and the wonders of air travel, 50% of people living in the Baltic states will now have been struck down with YOUR COLD, Keith! :lol:

Result! 8) :twisted:

I've had a niggling sore throat since I woke up this morning. Watch this space...
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ive been fighting off a cold/flu thing for a couple of weeks anyway Keith - i just jumped on the "blame scotty" bandwagon so you didn't think i was trying to steal your thunder :innocent: :lol:
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ahem. is scotty's cold a strain of bird flu?
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emilystrange wrote:ahem. is scotty's cold a strain of bird flu?
nah, it's bloke flu not bird flu
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if it was bloke flu, it wouldn't be strong enough for girls to get it
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could be blokes flu in a skir- er...kilt. from a distance it might look like bird flu. :innocent:
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The news this morning is:

Woke up with aching left tonsil.
No further symptoms.

It had better make up its mind pretty soon what it's gonna do... :evil:
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boudicca wrote:The news this morning is:

Woke up with aching left tonsil.
No further symptoms.

It had better make up its mind pretty soon what it's gonna do... :evil:
:eek: sore left tonsil was the first sign I got of this cold, I kid you not!.
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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:The news this morning is:

Woke up with aching left tonsil.
No further symptoms.

It had better make up its mind pretty soon what it's gonna do... :evil:
:eek: sore left tonsil was the first sign I got of this cold, I kid you not!.
Well and truly buggered then, aren't I? :cry:

Echinacea (sp?) time!
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You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy. 8)

Just thought I'd share that with you all. :innocent:
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Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy. 8)

Just thought I'd share that with you all. :innocent:
So am I. Head wounds permitting. Bah! Pussys!

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Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy.
Ditto. Central heating's off. Windows wide open. No vest required. Living above a shop full of fridges and strip lighting has many advantages.
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Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy. 8)

Just thought I'd share that with you all. :innocent:
It's no further forward this evening (and I didn't even take anything).

I may look like a frail little wraith, but I have the immune system of a rhinocerous (that's the wrong spelling, I know) on steroids. :twisted:
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boudicca wrote: rhinocerous (that's the wrong spelling, I know)
Rhinosorearse :wink: :lol:
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