What? cries a lot and sh1ts himself?Planet Dave wrote:Oh he does. Like a baby.DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
Heartland Hardnuts
- MadameButterfly
- HL's mystical safekeeper
- Posts: 6938
- Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29
- Location: in my own galaxy
...and back to the question...who is looking after the cleaning of nappies/pampers/whatever else they are called....oh and the dummy thing too....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
He didn't even stir when I tripped right over him on Monday morning... curled up all foetal-like in his sleeping bag...Planet Dave wrote:Oh he does. Like a baby.DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
how the hell you happened to be in this side of the building? I hope you understood before it was too late that it was not bathroom or toilet...boudicca wrote:He didn't even stir when I tripped right over him on Monday morning... curled up all foetal-like in his sleeping bag...Planet Dave wrote:Oh he does. Like a baby.DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep
I'll take my coat now, I'll take all my coats
do i drive
or am i driven
or am i driven
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
- Posts: 6682
- Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
- Location: Where the streets fold round
Don't worry Indrek, we haven't got a toilet after the visit of Ginsinister.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
- timsinister
- The Oncoming Storm
- Posts: 4568
- Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
- Location: Newcastle
- Contact:
Thank-you.
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
- Posts: 6682
- Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
- Location: Where the streets fold round
You know we love you Tim.
It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids.
It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
- MadameButterfly
- HL's mystical safekeeper
- Posts: 6938
- Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29
- Location: in my own galaxy
Or someone left in that foetal-position who is not breathing anymore!
Please Planet Dave - check properly.....
Please Planet Dave - check properly.....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
Did you warn me that I have to use your garden for this?Planet Dave wrote:You know we love you Tim.
It's Indrek I'm angry with. Best go have a look round. I assumed the funny smell was the kids.
And I have to say you are bloody artist, Dave, ain't you? To design a room which looks absolutely like a toilet but isn't
do i drive
or am i driven
or am i driven
- Quiff Boy
- Herr Administrator
- Posts: 16772
- Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
- Location: Lurking and fixing
- Contact:
...his would be sobbing gently to itselfboudicca wrote:You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.
If toilets could talk...
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
- timsinister
- The Oncoming Storm
- Posts: 4568
- Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
- Location: Newcastle
- Contact:
God help his kids then. They've been through more than a Vietnam vet!
Alright, Ethan?
Alright, Ethan?
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
...or rocking back and forth with an utterly shellshocked look on it's face ...Quiff Boy wrote:...his would be sobbing gently to itselfboudicca wrote:You should change your avatar to a picture of Dave's hallowed bog, Indrek.
If toilets could talk...
Am I really talking about the facial expression of one Yorkshire man's water closet?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
- Posts: 6682
- Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
- Location: Where the streets fold round
Yorkshireman? YORKSHIREMAN??
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
- Quiff Boy
- Herr Administrator
- Posts: 16772
- Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
- Location: Lurking and fixing
- Contact:
he'll be developing that "thousand yards stare"Planet Dave wrote:Yorkshireman? YORKSHIREMAN??
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
I think everyone who inhaled more than a few breaths in that man's vicinity will have caught some of his "aura"...Quiff Boy wrote:he'll be developing that "thousand yards stare"Planet Dave wrote:Yorkshireman? YORKSHIREMAN??
Not even close. Well, fairly.
But still, carry on talking about the facial expressions of my bog. It's rather sweet.
Ethan has started to develop a rather peculiar view of the world. He was disturbingly impressed by Lee's tatt's and metalwork.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
do i drive
or am i driven
or am i driven
- eastmidswhizzkid
- Faster Than The Light Of Speed
- Posts: 9822
- Joined: 24 Mar 2005, 00:01
- Location: WhizzWorld
- Contact:
how remiss of me to fail to spot a thread almost entirely about me (ok,and dave's bog,johnny's hair and some minor bit-players )..and i thought my ears were burning 'cause i was ill...
@mb thanks for your concern -
@Claire -the foetal position is the only position to be in when being kicked whilst sleeping...and my "aura" has been a patented way of discouraging groupies (ones with a sense of smell anyhow) since i first started attracting the deaf and blind.
@Mrsrj -(assuming that was directed at me;and assuming that it wasn't a typo and you're not talking about messrs gaymer,manufacturers of non-tramp strength cider) - my secret's out: mrswhizzkid's really a sixteen-stone brickie called graham and we stole the baby from outside tesco's/paid a lesbian friend to have it for us/it's actually a poodle called teddy-pompom. does that mean i don't have to shave off my enormous moustache next time, Di?
@indrek-at least i've only one chin in that photo
@johnny -sorry mate,tried to be quiet...if i'ld known you were awake i'ld have offered you a glass...
....back on topic,of course it's not my shampoo -i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic!
@mb thanks for your concern -
@Claire -the foetal position is the only position to be in when being kicked whilst sleeping...and my "aura" has been a patented way of discouraging groupies (ones with a sense of smell anyhow) since i first started attracting the deaf and blind.
@Mrsrj -(assuming that was directed at me;and assuming that it wasn't a typo and you're not talking about messrs gaymer,manufacturers of non-tramp strength cider) - my secret's out: mrswhizzkid's really a sixteen-stone brickie called graham and we stole the baby from outside tesco's/paid a lesbian friend to have it for us/it's actually a poodle called teddy-pompom. does that mean i don't have to shave off my enormous moustache next time, Di?
@indrek-at least i've only one chin in that photo
@johnny -sorry mate,tried to be quiet...if i'ld known you were awake i'ld have offered you a glass...
....back on topic,of course it's not my shampoo -i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i use "a laboratory-created follicle-management system". ....by bic!
BTW Lee - I was referring to your narcotic aura, not your ex-traveller aura ! You emitted no offensive odour as far as I can recall. But I did feel distinctly more lively after having been in your general vicinity...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets