AHA! So it was you!Johnny M wrote:Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course.
Allegedly.
Stupid things you have done being tired
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Honey...that was an easy one...the other person in question has no hair for the Loreal treatment....boudicca wrote:AHA! So it was you!Johnny M wrote:Kids Loreal peach and melon shampoo permitting of course.
Allegedly.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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that's because we're all hypochondriacs apparently -not to mention the fact that we couldn't cope with child-birth etc....which is handy then as we don't have to.Zuma wrote:I do my best Lee.
Cat has been down with it too, must be serious as obviously when us blokes get it, it is not as serious.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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*has mental image of Lee giving birth to Mini-Lee*eastmidswhizzkid wrote: -not to mention the fact that we couldn't cope with child-birth etc....which is handy then as we don't have to.
Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh! Damn this brain of mine!
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Stupid things you have done being tired : got out of bed, washed, dressed, had cuppa and two fags, got in car then went to work
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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~ Peter Steele
In a similar vein, the number of times I've woken up previously at say 10am and thought "sh!t! sh!t! I've slept in and I'm late for work!" and gone into blind panic/headless chicken mode.
Only to realise 15mins later than it's the weekend and I don't work weekends.
Only to realise 15mins later than it's the weekend and I don't work weekends.
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no it wasn't
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
Looking for the toilet behind the curtains of the bedroom window in the Queens Hotel, I was really tired
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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room 235 at the Queens now smells of wee, man wee at that
boak
boak
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
Or even Francis at the Ramada/Jarvis hotel prior to Tilburg walking out of his hotel room and the door slamming behind him. Cue Francis in jim jams creeping down the fire escape to find the night porter to let him back into his room. Allegedly.
He was tired.
He was tired.
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boudicca wrote:Francis you're such a post-count whore!
That really was gratuitous!
Couldn't be bothered with the faffing about involved in including 3 quotes in one post. I wouldn't want to get it wrong and embarrass myself in front of the Scotties.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
Been half expecting to see the security video in my inbox and a blackmail letter in the post.Johnny M wrote:Cue Francis in jim jams creeping down the fire escape to find the night porter to let him back into his room.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
Sorry. Busy. Haven't got round to that yet. It's coming.Francis wrote:Been half expecting to see the security video in my inbox and a blackmail letter in the post.Johnny M wrote:Cue Francis in jim jams creeping down the fire escape to find the night porter to let him back into his room.
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I figured if there was a rush on the banks I could still get there from York in time to get my money out before the 'residents' have unplugged their mobility buggies.DerekR wrote:If that isn't a euphemism then it should beFrancis wrote:Had to open a bank account in Brid.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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But can you put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it?Francis wrote:
Couldn't be bothered with the faffing about involved in including 3 quotes in one post. I wouldn't want to get it wrong and embarrass myself in front of the Scotties.
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I'll have Mint Extra
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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So that's what you were doing. I thought your pained expression was cos you were dying for a pee but couldn't face the Phono's toilets again.missus scotty wrote:But can you put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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*flashback*Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident .
That should keep a shrink in couch-polish for the next 20 years...
The "ladies" weren't much better. Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there, if anyone's interested...
(I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
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