Stupid things you have done being tired
- emilystrange
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i've seen worse, but they weren't lovely
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
D'ya reckon I could get away with wandering into the ladies 'by accident'. With me new camera phone...boudicca wrote:I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident... ...The "ladies"... Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Stick a wig on, you couldn't tell the difference...Francis wrote:D'ya reckon I could get away with wandering into the ladies 'by accident'. With me new camera phone...boudicca wrote:I wandered into the so-called "gents" by accident... ...The "ladies"... Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there
...MIAOW!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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powdering the nose, he?boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
Passive, are we?boudicca wrote:The "ladies" weren't much better. Caught a bit of girl-on-girl action in there, if anyone's interested...
(I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
What was the other girl up to then?
the girls toilets were always the best for powdering ones nose...they had bigger cubicals too IIRCcanon docre wrote:powdering the nose, he?boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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It's not a euphemism, honest!canon docre wrote:powdering the nose, he?boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
If I said what did I do in 'gents' it wouldn't be an euphemism as wellboudicca wrote:It's not a euphemism, honest!canon docre wrote:powdering the nose, he?boudicca wrote: (I was just powdering me nose, I hasten to add!)
do i drive
or am i driven
or am i driven
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Now we're intrigued!pikkrong wrote:If I said what did I do in 'gents' it wouldn't be an euphemism as wellboudicca wrote:It's not a euphemism, honest!canon docre wrote: powdering the nose, he?
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hold on...what happened to the thirst for the furry cup girl-on-girl action promised earlier Claire. i want to hear it even if no one else does
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
To continue the toilet talk (whilst getting the thread back on track), yesterday a friend of mine was so tired, he momentarily mistook his toilet for the washing machine - and dropped his socks into it straight after having a p*ss! He then made the even bigger mistake of telling me about it.
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jesus he must have been a danger to himself -"i was so tired i thought my claw-hammer was my toothbrush" or "i was so tired and cold i thought my bath was my bed and decided to dig out the electric blanket.."
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Lee Leaps Over The Line #127...eastmidswhizzkid wrote:hold on...what happened to the thirst for the furry cup girl-on-girl action promised earlier Claire. i want to hear it even if no one else does
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I do remember after yet another of my drug fuelled weekends ending up at my girlfriends at the time. Thing is, she had just moved from a room at the top floor of the house to the basement flat..
So... about two in the morning, not knowing who I was or where I was I go off to the cludgey.. only to stagger upstairs and start panicking when I couldn't open her door.. I then proceed to kick her door then that of the room next to hers.. for some reason my frazzled brain couldn't tell the difference between them..
Eventually - after about 15 minutes, I remember that I'm meant to be downstairs..
Her housemates in the morning asked her if she had heard anything as they were going to report a break in to the police as someone had tried to smash their door town in the night, terrorising them in the process...
So... about two in the morning, not knowing who I was or where I was I go off to the cludgey.. only to stagger upstairs and start panicking when I couldn't open her door.. I then proceed to kick her door then that of the room next to hers.. for some reason my frazzled brain couldn't tell the difference between them..
Eventually - after about 15 minutes, I remember that I'm meant to be downstairs..
Her housemates in the morning asked her if she had heard anything as they were going to report a break in to the police as someone had tried to smash their door town in the night, terrorising them in the process...
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I can't remember what it was, but I woke up on the kitchen floor. Falling asleep in stupid places is really my crime.
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better than falling asleep in the kitchen sink.timsinister wrote:I can't remember what it was, but I woke up on the kitchen floor. Falling asleep in stupid places is really my crime.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Am I the only one who can't actually remember the ladies toilets in the Phono and therefore I can't have regiestered that they were actually that bad?boudicca wrote:The "ladies" weren't much better.Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
Is this the same guy that fancies "Bettie Boo" & "Marge Simpson"?.Andrew S wrote:To continue the toilet talk (whilst getting the thread back on track), yesterday a friend of mine was so tired, he momentarily mistook his toilet for the washing machine - and dropped his socks into it straight after having a p*ss! He then made the even bigger mistake of telling me about it.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Was the demon drink involved Libby dear?Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Am I the only one who can't actually remember the ladies toilets in the Phono and therefore I can't have regiestered that they were actually that bad?boudicca wrote:The "ladies" weren't much better.Francis wrote: the Phono's toilets
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No I only had one can of that Red Stripe stuff (ew) and the rest of the night was water!boudicca wrote:Was the demon drink involved Libby dear?Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Am I the only one who can't actually remember the ladies toilets in the Phono and therefore I can't have regiestered that they were actually that bad?boudicca wrote: The "ladies" weren't much better.
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