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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote: rhinocerous (that's the wrong spelling, I know)
Rhinosorearse :wink: :lol:
Such a wit...

(the "t" is silent... :innocent: :P )
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boudicca wrote: I may look like a frail little wraith
Yep, the Witch-Queen Of Angmar. :twisted: :notworthy: :wink:

That too is a compliment, naturally. :kiss:
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Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy. 8)

Just thought I'd share that with you all. :innocent:
Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?
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Ozpat wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy. 8)

Just thought I'd share that with you all. :innocent:
Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?
I was born with it mate. On-planet it simply helps when someone else needs to see a doctor. :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Ozpat wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:You lot need a stronger constitution. I'm still fine and dandy. 8)

Just thought I'd share that with you all. :innocent:
Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?
I was born with it mate. On-planet it simply helps when someone else needs to see a doctor. :lol:
Might be about time that you let some fellow HL-ers visit this doctor...
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Planet Dave wrote:
boudicca wrote: I may look like a frail little wraith
Witch-Queen Of Angmar. :twisted: :notworthy: :wink:
:twisted: ;D
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Ozpat wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
Ozpat wrote: Do you get that stronger constitution on the planet, Dave?
I was born with it mate. On-planet it simply helps when someone else needs to see a doctor. :lol:
Might be about time that you let some fellow HL-ers visit this doctor...
You'll not be saying that when you've sat in A&E for several hours :lol: . Ask Johnny.
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I don't have it. Mind you, I didn't snog Keith. :lol:
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Andrew S wrote:I don't have it. Mind you, I didn't snog Keith. :lol:
pretty sure i didnt -must have been an immaculate infection. :innocent:
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Pshaw. It's a sign of the times that everyone's complaining about runny noses after a Sisters meet-up and the cause is actually a virus...
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It's got my whole throat now... :cry:

BASTARD! :evil:
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Rejoice! for this day is the first for a week when I've got out of bed and not wanted to climb straight back in again.

I'm officially 'oan the mend' Image

Actually scotty, it could be argued that you did me a favour. By giving me the cold last week you ensured that it would be all over and done with in time for the Bunnymen gig next Sunday. I owe you a pint and a 5am curry :lol:

p.s. Sorry boudicca, you're gonna have to tough it out girl! Best wishes Image
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I woke up this morning with a sore throat and generally feeling sh1tty.

Then I found my Stupid Bastard cat had been stuck in a tree the whole night and need help getting down.
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A rule of thumb I tend to go by in these instances...

cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks :lol:
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DerekR wrote:A rule of thumb I tend to go by in these instances...

cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks :lol:
if the cat's stuck then a big bastard like yous is going to struggle all the way up there,just in time to see the moggy jump down! :twisted:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: if the cat's stuck then a big bastard like yous is going to struggle all the way up there,just in time to see the moggy jump down! :twisted:
Aye, been there, but it was a roof, not a tree
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DerekR wrote:A rule of thumb I tend to go by in these instances...

cat chooses to climb tree = cat can bloody well figure out how to get down itself. They tend to figure it out, eventually...and as for always landing on their feet? bollocks :lol:
Rover isn't a normal cat. He is twice as big as your average cat. Somehow he had managed to climb more than three metres up a tree about 1 metre into the neighbours back garden, standing on a branch that there was no way he could've walked along. There is a razor wire topped wall between our gardens and she has an Alsation.

My current theory is that he was abucted by aliens and they dropped him the wrong place.
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hallucienate wrote:Rover isn't a normal cat..
I don't think you need to say any more :lol: :notworthy:
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@ scotty - apologies accepted :lol:

I'm just about on the mend now (something to do with mixing cold remedies and alcohol at the weekend i do believe :lol:) but have managed to spread the germs around almost everyone in the office - and no kissing was involved before you think of starting :eek:
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