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... but I'd feel bad if I didn't share this intriguing opening (ahem) with you.

Link is work safe (unless your systems people would get stroppy about you looking at recruitment sites).

http://www.grapevinejobs.com/index.asp? ... ob_id=9978
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Official Ogler? Where do I sign?
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You want to detail your experience for us?
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Should buy you a few glasses of gin Tim
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You're going to have competition, Tim. I've already applied :P
now... how do I age six months in an extremely short period of time
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nick the stripper wrote: now... how do I age six months in an extremely short period of time
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F'ckin'ell I can't get my mouse to click on that clicky! :lol:
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markfiend wrote:F'ckin'ell I can't get my mouse to click on that clicky! :lol:
Pay more attention to the screen then instead of checking out the buxom lass across the way. :lol:
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The chicks are the ones who'll need the gin, Ed. :wink:
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...ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica...

Talk about calling a spade a "digging implement"! :lol:

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timsinister wrote:The chicks are the ones who'll need the gin, Ed. :wink:
Their's is the large one then?
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i'm seriously trying to "arrange" my CV to qualify an application...busmans holiday 8)
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I applied for that job in the Inverness Job Centre, they gave me the details, and said I was to go to Newcastle, I asked "is that where the interview is to be held", "no", the girl replied, "the interview is in Inverness, the end of the queue for the interview's in Newcastle" :innocent: I'll get me coat :oops: !.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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scotty wrote:I applied for that job in the Inverness Job Centre, they gave me the details, and said I was to go to Newcastle, I asked "is that where the interview is to be held", "no", the girl replied, "the interview is in Inverness, the end of the queue for the interview's in Newcastle" :innocent: I'll get me coat :oops: !.
D'ye get that one out a cracker, Keith? :roll: :P :innocent:

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boudicca wrote:...ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica...

Talk about calling a spade a "digging implement"! :lol:

Please do not submit CVs if you do not have relevant experience.

:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Liked those as wel :lol:

And another lame one in the company's profile: Based in Middlesex :roll: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:And another lame one in the company's profile: Based in Middlesex :roll: :lol:
Oooh, pardon! :lol:
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