Just a bit of fun
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
Me-
Years in prison: 31.5
Potential fine: £2000
How dodgy are you?
- Brideoffrankenstein
- Overbomber
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- lazarus corporation
- Lord Protector
- Posts: 3426
- Joined: 09 May 2004, 17:42
- Location: out there on a darkened road
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Years in prison: 37
Potential fine: £7000
Potential fine: £7000
- emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
- Posts: 9021
- Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
CRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have allowed a boy under ten to look at a naked shop dummy!!! I am yet to shoot anyone with a bow and arrow BUT am really encouraged to know that if I chose to - I could shoot a Welshman within the city walls of Chester...and I can shoot a Scotsman in York but not on a Sunday
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
CRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have allowed a boy under ten to look at a naked shop dummy!!! I am yet to shoot anyone with a bow and arrow BUT am really encouraged to know that if I chose to - I could shoot a Welshman within the city walls of Chester...and I can shoot a Scotsman in York but not on a Sunday
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
- Obviousman
- Outside the Simian Flock
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'In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow'
And sticking a stamp upside down is treason
Decapitation for masturbation, fishing on Sundays illegal in Scotland...
Oh, there are so many funny rules throughout the world
And sticking a stamp upside down is treason
Decapitation for masturbation, fishing on Sundays illegal in Scotland...
Oh, there are so many funny rules throughout the world
I'm too good for this worldHow refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
- missus scotty
- Road Kill
- Posts: 93
- Joined: 11 Oct 2005, 17:59
- Location: Scotland
Years in prison 37, Potential fine £7000
Never tie your shoe lace in a revolving door
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
As you would have expected ...
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Too many 'yes' answers I guess.
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Too many 'yes' answers I guess.
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104 years in the klink and £7000 fine, is that bad then
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
My mom said I'm not allowed to play with you anymore.Johnny M wrote:As you would have expected ...
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Too many 'yes' answers I guess.
- boudicca
- Sister Midnight
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0 years in prison, £2000 possible fine...
I can't have been doing it right - the quiz... or life....
Note to self - do something illegal tomorrow.
I can't have been doing it right - the quiz... or life....
Note to self - do something illegal tomorrow.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Planet Dave
- Underneath the Rock
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- Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
- Location: Where the streets fold round
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny.
Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
- Brideoffrankenstein
- Overbomber
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- Joined: 15 Jan 2004, 01:51
Yeah download some music off Soulseek, burn it onto CD, post it to me - but put the stamp on upside-down - Um!boudicca wrote:Note to self - do something illegal tomorrow.
Tell your mom I never fish on a sunday. That should swing it.CorpPunk wrote: My mom said I'm not allowed to play with you anymore.
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 93.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
- smiscandlon
- Overbomber
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- Joined: 05 Feb 2004, 23:52
The second lowest score on this forum so far.Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
Only boudicca is squarer than me.
анархия
- Brideoffrankenstein
- Overbomber
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I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done