Yeh, and you still invite me into your house with your wife and children. Guess I don't look like a Sunday Angler.Planet Dave wrote: Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny.
How dodgy are you?
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Probably stuck a stamp upside downDerekR wrote:Trust me, you don'tBrideoffrankenstein wrote:I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done
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Yeah but even I've done that!Obviousman wrote:Probably stuck a stamp upside downDerekR wrote:Trust me, you don'tBrideoffrankenstein wrote:I want to know what you lot who got the Death Penalty have done
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I was framed, honest guv'nr.
I was framed, honest guv'nr.
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It's always the well-mannered ones.Johnny M wrote:Yeh, and you still invite me into your house with your wife and children. Guess I don't look like a Sunday Angler.Planet Dave wrote: Small fry compared to some of you. Johnny.
@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances. By which I count coming back from my folks over the pennines.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances. By which I count coming back from my folks over the pennines.
*remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
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Yep, there's one of them on the M62 over Saddleworth Moor.Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances. By which I count coming back from my folks over the pennines.
*remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
bummer...there's just no justice anymoreCriminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
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Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
Christ! I remember the pics at Singapore airport about drugs, chewing gum (it's banned), smoking in public and umm, 'blokes with long hair.'Brideoffrankenstein wrote: *remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
I think this quiz is heavily weighted towards the sexual deviants amongst us.
Allegedly!
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Yep, saw those tooJohnny M wrote:Christ! I remember the pics at Singapore airport about drugs, chewing gum (it's banned), smoking in public and umm, 'blokes with long hair.'Brideoffrankenstein wrote: *remembers the posters at Bali airport visa desk with a big scary picture representing death on*
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Nope - Russia (well next year)
and Transylvania!
and Transylvania!
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101 years in prison,£7000 fine plus possibility of the death sentence....you'll never take me alive, copper!!!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Must be so, so tricky - Where shall we go on holiday? Where's my haircut allowed?
But yes Bolshoi definitely.
But yes Bolshoi definitely.
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Been honest?Debaser wrote:OI...what the hell have I done to deserve the 83 years?
In relative terms, I'm small-fry, probably because I've never eaten mince pies on Christmas Day cos they're horrible.
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
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One Hundred and Five years. Whoops.
Thank God we don't live in certain countries then, or it'd be a short walk, a sunny wall, and a cigarette.
Thank God we don't live in certain countries then, or it'd be a short walk, a sunny wall, and a cigarette.
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Jebus, they were obviously asking me the wrong questions..
I think some of my real life activities would result in a bigger sentence than that!
Though I am a reformed character these days....
Jebus, they were obviously asking me the wrong questions..
I think some of my real life activities would result in a bigger sentence than that!
Though I am a reformed character these days....
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
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Gutted. I thought I was naughtier than that.
Gutted. I thought I was naughtier than that.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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I always knew you were 'bad' Tim but that is insane!!!!timsinister wrote:One Hundred and Five years. Whoops.
Thank God we don't live in certain countries then, or it'd be a short walk, a sunny wall, and a cigarette.
You must have been having anal sex in a shop lifted condom whilst drunk driving the wrong way up a one way street in a stolen car without a silencer on a Sunday Alabama
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Bollocks. I've never been to Alabama.Ed Rhombus wrote: I always knew you were 'bad' Tim but that is insane!!!!
You must have been having anal sex in a shop lifted condom whilst drunk driving the wrong way up a one way street in a stolen car without a silencer on a Sunday Alabama
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No? Oh well, pass the lube.boudicca wrote:It ain't...Planet Dave wrote:@ BoF - probably the transportation across international boundaries of banned substances.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'