*hopes for a dinner invite*MadameButterfly wrote:*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....Johnny M wrote: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ...
Naked!
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Quiff Boy wrote:the 8 people who DONT sleep nakedemilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
Anyway you're being evicted and living on the streets for three months selling The Big Issue so I don't think it really matters ...
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no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masseJohnny M wrote:Who Me?emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Ah, I understand. Clarification of the selection process first please. Would you count as one vote or just a half?emilystrange wrote:no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masseJohnny M wrote:Who Me?emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
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If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.andymackem wrote:*hopes for a dinner invite*MadameButterfly wrote:*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....Johnny M wrote: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ...
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...
Trouble brewing!
Trouble brewing!
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johnny, watch your step.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
You're right. Sorry Kate, C4's out of the running. We'll have to go to PlayBoy TV instead.timsinister wrote:We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...
Trouble brewing!
Did you get that job Tim?
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Oooops! I sense another bang (read slap) on the head coming my way.emilystrange wrote:johnny, watch your step.
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Sorry Canon ..............canon docre wrote:If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.andymackem wrote:*hopes for a dinner invite*MadameButterfly wrote: *sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
................... my cooking's not that good ....
Hell is other people
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you can always set the table...
good to see you again, BD...
good to see you again, BD...
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Back at you Em.emilystrange wrote:
good to see you again, BD...
And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
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It'd be a one-off special. Everyone would've killed each other within ten minutes. Maybe a Heartland Battle Royale would be more appropriate.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
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Does this mean I have to start calling Dave "chicken" and trying to drag him under the dining table ?
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Oh they are Johnny. Imagine. There goes another weekly budget on White Cider.Johnny M wrote:I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
@BD - given my usual state, dragging would definitely be required.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
Dave, it's supposed to be a reality TV project. Not a chemically/alcohol enhanced unreality. I think.Planet Dave wrote:Oh they are Johnny. Imagine. There goes another weekly budget on White Cider.Johnny M wrote:I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!
We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
But yeh, I guess food of any description wouldn't be appearing on the shopping lists.
Where do I apply?
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and who will be the sensible one?
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Do not fret, I will teach you howBlack Dahlia wrote:Sorry Canon ..............canon docre wrote:If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.andymackem wrote: *hopes for a dinner invite*
................... my cooking's not that good ....
The dinner invites can be made....any special requests? You name it I cook or bake it
For how many is now the question....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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youemilystrange wrote:and who will be the sensible one?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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ME???
how does that work?
how does that work?
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Well you do not sleep naked....that is a sensible start...emilystrange wrote:ME???
how does that work?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.emilystrange wrote:ME???
how does that work?
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I love sleeping naked !!!
Nothing tight around me,.................. I feel so free when sleeping !!!
Nothing tight around me,.................. I feel so free when sleeping !!!
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate!Johnny M wrote:I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.emilystrange wrote:ME???
how does that work?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind