Lurkers

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Obviousman
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:so as regulars a lot of us have lurked at some time or other-why the hidden thing? why hide your online status unless you're eldritch in which case an obvious alter-ego will fool all the people who cant work it out (which is a good job 'cause the inner-circle don't stand up well to being put on the spot by those who have ) :wink:
I did it a couple of times during the exams, just to see what was going on here...

With the known results :oops: :(
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emilystrange
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:roll:
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James Blast
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Yes, our Mr. Francis has a way with that cutting, yet witty remark. I don't want to like him.


I can't help myself :(


Oh! and Lee 'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?
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boudicca
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Johnny M wrote:Plus, if I've had cyber sex with Buxy previously I usually need to take a shower before I can post again. :von:
Oh, now that is nice...
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Johnny M
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Chairman Bux wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Boo! ;)
:kiss:
You'll need to be washing that off.
Some I keep as sovenirs. :wink:
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eastmidswhizzkid
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**rests case** :wink:
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MadameButterfly
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hmmm....to this thread as I am grinning from ear to ear....

Yeah my *learking* is there too although in my defense I log in ..log out...forget ...and then think *sh!t* but hey some of the lerking kind tickle my fancy because this is an addition and in my experience...sometimes..this smiley comes to mind :roll: ...or this one... :oops: :oops: and as many of you will remember many encounters of another kind....but hey

I am still here

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scotty
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James Blast wrote:'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?
Will that be the same as a "Mutton Sward"? :innocent:
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James Blast
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?
Will that be the same as a "Mutton Sward"? :innocent:
same league as the 'Pork Dagger', Keith

I do hope Margaret isn't checking this :|
and it's Sword, 'Needle Dick'!
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Chairman Bux wrote:Boo! ;)
laughing in the face of bux :wink:

it's simple maths 20% of the people do 80% of the posting. natch

true in all of life :roll:

*not that i count myself as one of the vital few*
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missus scotty
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James Blast wrote: I do hope Margaret isn't checking this
Guess what. . .I am, and you can explain that to me later Mr Blast :innocent:
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Planet Dave
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Chairman Bux wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Boo! ;)
:kiss:
You'll need to be washing that off.
You'll be lucky. He's still got glue in his hair from two weeks back.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Johnny M
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boudicca wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Plus, if I've had cyber sex with Buxy previously I usually need to take a shower before I can post again. :von:
Oh, now that is nice...
Cyber hygiene. It's the only way. :wink:
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Delilah
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I am too lazy to log in sometimes... That makes me one of the lurkers I guess... :roll: :lol:
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Johnny M
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paint it black wrote: *not that i count myself as one of the vital few*
Christ! Neither do I Ez. People just assume. Wrongly. Buxy did offer to to swap his "Is Buxy Eldo?" pm inbox with me tonight. I declined.

I realise a miracle, is due
I dedicate this PM inbox to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

:von:
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eastmidswhizzkid
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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:'knobwand' is excellent, may I add to your armoury one 'veal rapier'?
Will that be the same as a "Mutton Sward"? :innocent:
same league as the 'Pork Dagger', Keith

I do hope Margaret isn't checking this :|
and it's Sword, 'Needle Dick'!
all safely stashed with "bacon torpedo",courtesy of mr.kilmister. :lol:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Ozpat
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This thread is funny. It was started yesterday with little replies. Half a day later I am at work again reading this stuff. Good start of the day.

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boudicca
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Ozpat wrote:This thread is funny. It was started yesterday with little replies. Half a day later I am at work again reading this stuff. Good start of the day.

:notworthy:
Yeah, when it stopped being about lurkers and started being about FILFF! :roll: :lol:

Just want to say, this thread isn't directed at those of you (like Delilah for example) who don't log in every single time. Neither do I...

It was more an attempt to bring these hesitant creatures out the woodwork. A friendly "join in!" which somehow has disintegrated into a dictionary of (rather good) euphemisms :wink: .
And the paranoia of someone who knows she's a gobsh!te, obviously... :oops:
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emilystrange
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i'm on auto login anyway...
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boudicca
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emilystrange wrote:i'm on auto login anyway...
that's 'cos you're hardc0re... ;D 8)
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emilystrange
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oh yeah, i forgot!
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Jaimie1980
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I did lurk for a while I admit. While I plucked up the courage to post. :oops:
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Zuma
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And the more folk you meet, the easier it is to be cliquey without meaning too, which cannot make it easier for folk to pitch in I guess.

Just walk on in..... :twisted:
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eastmidswhizzkid
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it seemed a bit cliquey when i first joined -now ive met a good chunk of the people i'ld most like to have met its not at all like that...Dave :innocent: :lol:

edit: anyway, its just a natural filter to discourage the weak and gang-up on the trolls :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

:bat:
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Zuma
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it seemed a bit cliquey when i first joined -now ive met a good chunk of the people i'ld most like to have met its not at all like that...Dave :innocent: :lol:

edit: anyway, its just a natural filter to discourage the weak and gang-up on the trolls :twisted:
Mines a pint Lee :twisted:
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