I got the flu, and now i'm forced to stay at home, in my bed, with my laptop surfing the internet !!!
So why does the flu exists ? ? ?
I feel sick
- heb last van spetter poep
- some headache's
- warm, cold, warm ,cold,......... in wave's
- dizzyness
- feels like i'm a snail when walking to the bathroom
- zo nu en dan lekker brokkelen met wat ik net gegeten heb !
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggg,................
any one got a cure ?
Why does the flu exists ?
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Why don't you share the unapetising details only with us, the Dutch speaking bunch (BTW Spetterpoep Lang geleden dat ik die nog hoorde, ook racekak? )
Go really public or don't,
Still, hope you get better soon but hang around here a bit in the meanwhile, will you
Go really public or don't,
Still, hope you get better soon but hang around here a bit in the meanwhile, will you
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I think the Ducht understanding people can handle it better the English !
They still need to get used to some of the Dutch things
They still need to get used to some of the Dutch things
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Smart move
Well I sincerely hope it's not catching. It all sounds rather ghastly and nasty. I certainly don't want to end up speaking Dutch ...
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If you want a biblical answer, the 'flu is part of God's punishment for the Fall of Adam and Eve back at the beginning of time circa 4004BC.
Or if you want a more probably correct answer...
The 'flu exists because there's a lovely ecological niche (your nose and throat) for it to grow and reproduce in.
Or if you want a more probably correct answer...
The 'flu exists because there's a lovely ecological niche (your nose and throat) for it to grow and reproduce in.
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I feel much much better nowmarkfiend wrote:If you want a biblical answer, the 'flu is part of God's punishment for the Fall of Adam and Eve back at the beginning of time circa 4004BC.
Or if you want a more probably correct answer...
The 'flu exists because there's a lovely ecological niche (your nose and throat) for it to grow and reproduce in.
Hmmmmmmm,............... remind me to never open a bible. Maybe the man upstairs has given us much more trouble then we know
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it was all fine until the man downstairs got involved, apparently. or until pandora opened that box.
i haven't got flu, but i can feel it coming
i haven't got flu, but i can feel it coming
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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for me it was, waking up at night, instant reaction to run at the toilet and making it just in time,...........emilystrange wrote:it was all fine until the man downstairs got involved, apparently. or until pandora opened that box.
i haven't got flu, but i can feel it coming
then I knew, this is gonna be f*** up week
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Don't worry Zeno... my p*ss-poor knowledge of your fine language plus a bit of initiative has helped me work it out, I think...Obviousman wrote:Why don't you share the unapetising details only with us, the Dutch speaking bunch
These bugs are kinda groovy. Darwinism in action - adapt and survive and all that ...[/in-depth scientific analysis, I don't feel like it today...]
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God also gave us plagues of locusts and that, didnee?Dark wrote:The man upstairs and the man downstairs are having a competition.
Satan gave us the flu, and natural disasters.
God gave us Fundamentalist Conservative Christians.
Who's the more evil?
Total knowbwand.
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I'm sure QB would find your spetter poep quite interesting
I'm also bloody sick.
I'm also bloody sick.
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Is that also the Afrikaans word for it?hallucienate wrote:I'm sure QB would find your spetter poep quite interesting
I'm also bloody sick.
Hope you feel better soon.
"as we walk on the floodland"
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ek weet van poep en kak, ja.Ozpat wrote:Is that also the Afrikaans word for it?hallucienate wrote:I'm sure QB would find your spetter poep quite interesting
I'm also bloody sick.
Hope you feel better soon.
I just guessed what spetter is.
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hallucienate wrote:ek weet van poep en kak, ja.Ozpat wrote:Is that also the Afrikaans word for it?hallucienate wrote:I'm sure QB would find your spetter poep quite interesting
I'm also bloody sick.
Hope you feel better soon.
I just guessed what spetter is.
"as we walk on the floodland"
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Feel free to explain what it meansboudicca wrote:Don't worry Zeno... my p*ss-poor knowledge of your fine language plus a bit of initiative has helped me work it out, I think...Obviousman wrote:Why don't you share the unapetising details only with us, the Dutch speaking bunch
Also spetter poep, or worse things ?hallucienate wrote:I'm sure QB would find your spetter poep quite interesting
I'm also bloody sick.
Not sick (yet) myself, I'm just bloody tired, so wouldn't be surprised if the flu came up in the near future
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NopeObviousman wrote: Also spetter poep, or worse things ?
Just a sore throat and snotty nose.
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@ Shadow_Smile....hope you got through the night alright...
Second day....drink tea and as much liquid - do not want to dehydrate.
To get some of your strength back try tea and "beschuit" (dutch word).
Get as much sleep while your body is fighting the virus.
A few more days and it gets better....make sure there is enough toliet paper (get someone to stock it up).
@ hallucienate....for a sore throat....tea with fresh lemon or honey
and for the snotty nose....lots of tissues although keep the area around your nose in tact by using vaseline.
And get well soon.
Second day....drink tea and as much liquid - do not want to dehydrate.
To get some of your strength back try tea and "beschuit" (dutch word).
Get as much sleep while your body is fighting the virus.
A few more days and it gets better....make sure there is enough toliet paper (get someone to stock it up).
@ hallucienate....for a sore throat....tea with fresh lemon or honey
and for the snotty nose....lots of tissues although keep the area around your nose in tact by using vaseline.
And get well soon.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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I hope we feel better soon !!!hallucienate wrote:I'm sure QB would find your spetter poep quite interesting
I'm also bloody sick.
i'm still in bed now, so finaly my old pII laptop is paying off
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Is it proper flu or just a slight cold? I know what you men are like.
Only a paand.
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yeah......Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Is it proper flu or just a slight cold? I know what you men are like.
MB that was for Mrs RicheyJames
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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been in bed for 2 day's,....... hate going out couse I have high bed, so I can use the space below it (hoogslaper van de "ikea") So every time when I have to go, I have these small mini stairs on my bed and go down by it, that take's 20 seconds. Once I nearly made to Mr. toilet, and was lucky that I have a good aim !MadameButterfly wrote:@ Shadow_Smile....hope you got through the night alright...
Second day....drink tea and as much liquid - do not want to dehydrate.
To get some of your strength back try tea and "beschuit" (dutch word).
Get as much sleep while your body is fighting the virus.
A few more days and it gets better....make sure there is enough toliet paper (get someone to stock it up).
@ hallucienate....for a sore throat....tea with fresh lemon or honey
and for the snotty nose....lots of tissues although keep the area around your nose in tact by using vaseline.
And get well soon.
But i'm sure you don't wanna know the rest of that one !
beschuit is net een hap lucht, ik houd het wel by wat crakers.
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hypochondriacs.every single one of us.its a good job we dont have to give birth...etc.etc.Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Is it proper flu or just a slight cold? I know what you men are like.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"