http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20102005/344/a ... s-god.html
...it'll never work
Been watching too much Billy Connolly?
Interesting concept, but...
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"God even claimed and received from me various goods..."
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which as supreme being and creator of all existence he wouldn't have been able to get for himself...Driven wrote:"God even claimed and received from me various goods..."
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I saw this very story in a true-life movie once.
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at the end of the day this sad individual hasnt learnt his lesson has he? i mean hes already in prison so it's not as if hes playing the looney card as part of his defence -he's taking action against god in all seriousness! if the evidence of his abandonment isn't enough to destroy his faith then he'll have to wait until they can sort it out in person, wont he...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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How sad can one be, still some people really make me laugh out loud (very loud actually)
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How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
Anyway, the Supreme Entity has a s**t-hot legal team, it simply wouldn't be worth the effort. A million laywers on a million typewriters could conceivably absolve Our Lord of every crime committed in His name...
Anyway, the Supreme Entity has a s**t-hot legal team, it simply wouldn't be worth the effort. A million laywers on a million typewriters could conceivably absolve Our Lord of every crime committed in His name...
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And if he's omnipresent, there's no excuse for him not turning up for court...timsinister wrote:How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
*little drum and cymbal business*
I thank you!
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Oh dearboudicca wrote:And if he's omnipresent, there's no excuse for him not turning up for court...timsinister wrote:How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
*little drum and cymbal business*
I thank you!
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I think the phrase you were looking for is B-dum-tshhh
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A loud raspberry would do
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If he was more clever he might use that as an excuse.Quiff Boy wrote:sacrifice?
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Two drums and a cymbal falling out of a window?
Only Marky could phonetically correct a comedy sound-effect. You get a medal, and a restraining order.
Only Marky could phonetically correct a comedy sound-effect. You get a medal, and a restraining order.