Interesting concept, but...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20102005/344/a ... s-god.html

...it'll never work :roll:

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Maybe he scared Him and gets His help now :lol:
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Somebody's missed the point! :roll: :lol:

Bloody hell, if Christianity was that cushty, wouldn't everyone be doing it? :wink:
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"God even claimed and received from me various goods..." :?
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Driven wrote:"God even claimed and received from me various goods..." :?
which as supreme being and creator of all existence he wouldn't have been able to get for himself... :roll:
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sacrifice?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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I saw this very story in a true-life movie once. :|
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Would prayer count? Time spent in worship?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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at the end of the day this sad individual hasnt learnt his lesson has he? i mean hes already in prison so it's not as if hes playing the looney card as part of his defence -he's taking action against god in all seriousness! :roll: if the evidence of his abandonment isn't enough to destroy his faith then he'll have to wait until they can sort it out in person, wont he...
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How sad can one be, still some people really make me laugh out loud (very loud actually)

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Driven wrote:"God even claimed and received from me various goods..." :?
And now Lucifer gets it all :twisted:
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How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.

Anyway, the Supreme Entity has a s**t-hot legal team, it simply wouldn't be worth the effort. A million laywers on a million typewriters could conceivably absolve Our Lord of every crime committed in His name...
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Bollocks! All the lawyers are in hell! ;)
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timsinister wrote:How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
And if he's omnipresent, there's no excuse for him not turning up for court... :lol:

*little drum and cymbal business*

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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:How can they not subpoena God? Everyone knows where he lives.
And if he's omnipresent, there's no excuse for him not turning up for court... :lol:

*little drum and cymbal business*

I thank you! ;D :oops:
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I think the phrase you were looking for is B-dum-tshhh
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A loud raspberry would do
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Quiff Boy wrote:sacrifice?
If he was more clever he might use that as an excuse. :twisted: :lol:
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I would like to sue The Bible for inciting hatred.
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Well I'm looking into suing the legal system for inciting frivellous lawsuits, so there :P
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markfiend wrote:I think the phrase you were looking for is B-dum-tshhh
:lol: Thankyew Mark.
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Two drums and a cymbal falling out of a window?

Only Marky could phonetically correct a comedy sound-effect. You get a medal, and a restraining order.
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