Offensive & Deadly Weapons at Gigs

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........

Last night at the New Model Army gig in Glasgow, Andrew S was denied access to The Garage, he was found to have in his possession the most deadly of deadly and offensive weapons.....A packet of Quavers :urff: , he was turned away at the door after being "frisked", remember, we were in Glasgow!, to add insult to injury, when arriving at the top of the stairs next to the merchandise stand, what did I find?..... a "Crisp" machine :eek: .
Also after an extensive search of her bag, Mrs Scotty had an item confiscated, was it a Knife?...no, was it a "Shooter"?....no, was Heroin wrapped up into "fiver" bags with needles and syringes?....no, it was a Tangerine :eek: :lol: .
What the f**k?.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
Mrs RicheyJames
Overbomber
Posts: 4128
Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.

WHAT?

Did Andrew not get in at all then?
Only a paand.
Top
User avatar
scotty
Overbomber
Posts: 4880
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 23:03
Location: Behind the Door.........

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:WHAT?

Did Andrew not get in at all then?
Aye, he got in, but not before standing outside and eating his "weaponry"!.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

perhaps the band are allergic
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
Ozpat
From the Lowlands
Posts: 6758
Joined: 16 Aug 2005, 13:14
Location: In the place through which we wander.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"as we walk on the floodland"
Top
User avatar
Ed Rhombus
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1328
Joined: 10 May 2002, 01:00
Location: West Yorkshire
Contact:
Contact Ed Rhombus

Quavers are not very rock and roll and neither is a Tangerine.

That is why they were turned away.

They're lucky they wern't flogged!
Ed Rhombus

There for you (weather permiting)

www.rhombus-rock.com
https://www.facebook.com/rhombus.uk
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

Ed Rhombus wrote:Quavers are not very rock and roll and neither is a Tangerine.

That is why they were turned away.

They're lucky they wern't flogged!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

I once got into a gig with a packet of Polo Mints in me pocket, don't tell anyone!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
ruffers
Overbomber
Posts: 2676
Joined: 24 Jan 2005, 16:43
Location: Leeds of all places

I got into several gigs with an offensive haircut.
Chucking another log on
Top
User avatar
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
Posts: 4571
Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
Location: Newcastle
Contact:
Contact timsinister

The security at The Bassment were too afraid to apprehend those Weapons of Mass Destruction - the RicheyJames.
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

would you try and stop the Mrs variety?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
snowey
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 841
Joined: 18 Sep 2003, 14:20
Location: Now retired.

Mrs Snowey has just said that the "doormen" at the basement would let anyone in with anything......then added "you got in with your undercrackers" :eek: :lol:

And NO I wouldn't stop MRS RJ either. :lol:
Top
User avatar
Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6744
Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
Location: Where the streets fold round

timsinister wrote:The security at The Bassment were too afraid to apprehend those Weapons of Mass Destruction - the RicheyJames.
And yet they were happy to 'have a word' with my mate Matt. Fool for turning up in an orange Rammstein top (I mean, would you?). Still let him in though. :lol:
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

well it jist serves ye right fir goin tae a New Medical Army gig

and to come over all markfiend like : cheese flavoured 'snacks' contain animal extracts, whereas chicken flavoured ones don't
Last edited by James Blast on 21 Oct 2005, 20:19, edited 1 time in total.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

All this it makes me amazed that artists can still take their instruments inside :lol:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837
Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08
Location: Immer mit Loki.

I once went to a gig with an extremely offensive girl friend. She was the psycotic bitch from hell. It was the only way I could think to get rid of her so I timed it to perfection in the queue and deliberately wound her up. Confident that she would go nuclear and be be refused entry as the doormen observed her irrational, aggressive behaviour. She went ape-s**t, ballistic as planned but when all five foot of this raging, seething mass of humanity confronted the two 20 stone bouncers on the door?

"In you go luv ..."

She was scary. I still can't remember where I buried her. :innocent:
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

under the patio
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837
Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08
Location: Immer mit Loki.

Definitely not! I remember it was around the time of the Brookside Trevor Jordache storyline. And Sinbad never layed my patio.

Hmm, maybe I should check the freezer cabinet in the basement ...
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

it's probably a bit late now..
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

I need to know if you 'slapped her on the patio'?

just one of my things
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837
Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08
Location: Immer mit Loki.

It's just a question of defrosting next summer. HL Bar-B-Que at mine? Obviously veggies and non-cannibals are excused. 8)
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Top
User avatar
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837
Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08
Location: Immer mit Loki.

James Blast wrote:I need to know if you 'slapped her on the patio'?

just one of my things
:?:

English please James. :wink:

I do the totally incomprehensible one-liners
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Top
User avatar
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
Posts: 4571
Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
Location: Newcastle
Contact:
Contact timsinister

With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes? :wink:

I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

Johnny M wrote:I do the totally incomprehensible one-liners
"Johnny come lately, there's a new kid in town
everybody loves..... "
gives up, too tired
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
Johnny M
A Very Nice Man
Posts: 1837
Joined: 03 Jun 2005, 12:08
Location: Immer mit Loki.

timsinister wrote:With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes? :wink:

I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
That's my protege. You're learning. Once you learn to stop sleeping and you're called 'Count' you've arrived. 8) :von:
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

Johnny M wrote:
timsinister wrote:With all the friends you made at the NHS, can't they just cart away the exes? :wink:

I can't believe I'm still upright and breathing seven hours after my last comment.
That's my protege. You're learning. Once you learn to stop sleeping and you're called 'Count' you've arrived. 8) :von:
He's done that already hasn't he?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”