East Ah Fife 5, Ah Forfar 4! Syndrome

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James Blast
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pinched from elsewhere (thanks PM)
Mark E Smith's found himself so popular he's been asked to read the footy scores on BBC1. A longtime football fan and supporter of Manchester City, Smith will read the results on BBC One's Final Score television programme on Saturday, November 19th [now confirmed as the correct date -ed.].

A Fall spokesperson said that "the programme's producer's are obviously big fans of the famous left fielder."

The band's 'Theme From Sparta FC' has recently been used as the title music on television football coverage gubbins.
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Genius :lol:
Chucking another log on
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snowey
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So looking forward to MES saying ...c**t..Ah 0 Tranmere Rovers...Ah 2 ah :D
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welll james alexander gordon will have to retire someday
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Funny that should have said S C U N T H O R P E.....
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snowey wrote:Funny that should have said S C U N T H O R P E.....
The swear filter's obviously cleverer than we thought.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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