Beaver Patrol

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lazarus corporation
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As forecast by PWEI (at least I think this is what they were singing about :lol: ):
Return Of The Beaver

Over five centuries since they were hunted to the point of extinction, the semi-aquatic, dam-building mammal the beaver has returned to England.

A total of six European beavers have been released into the wild at Lower Mill Estate in Gloucestershire making them the first to roam wild in the English countryside for centuries and it looks likely that they may also be reintroduced to Scotland and Wales in the near future...
full story: http://www.msn.co.uk/htx/returnofthebeaver/Default.asp

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A beaver, yesterday.
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nice one. i like a bit of beaver :lol:
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Some bastard will probably want to shave them.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Image
A beaver, yesterday.
Aww bless.

I've always wanted a beaver of my very own... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:I've always wanted a beaver of my very own... :innocent:
In my time I've wanted many beavers.... :?
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Beaver Fever

One of my mates old bands - he met Kim Deal and told her the name of their band and she's like "you can't call a band that!" :lol:
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Andie
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hallucienate wrote:Some bastard will probably want to shave them.
er...may i offer my services? :wink:
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Argh, you guys have beaten me to the semi-good beaver jokes.
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