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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:Never wear socks and sandals.
unless you're a german tourist. then it is expected of you.
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stick your feet into the front wheel of a bike when your hurtling along at great speed.....
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never attempt to light farts whilst wearing only yer undies :twisted:
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Debaser wrote:stick your feet into the front wheel of a bike when your hurtling along at great speed.....
:eek: aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! :lol:

*ouch*
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Burn wrote:never attempt to light farts whilst wearing only yer undies :twisted:
Should read:
never attempt to light farts

Methinx :P
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Drummers being Sisters fanatics seems odd to me :lol:

Oh, I definately got to get better than the machine

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Nope. It's the fact that we can listen to the Doktor without feeling the inferiority which comes of being outdone by another human ;)
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scotty wrote:.....brush your teeth then drink orange juice.
:notworthy: :notworthy: nearly as bad as the ankle in the wheel thing :urff:
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Sorry, listening to the b-side Stop/Start
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Motz wrote:*doesn't get the joke* :oops:;D
Shield your young ears -

What has three legs and a cnut on its back?

A drumstool


:lol: :notworthy: He was a drummer and I found it funny at the time ya see? :wink:
The least probable joke ever starts thus:

Two drummers went by a pub...

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Dark wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Musicians...tssssss... Queerz!!...the lot of'em!

IZ.
Of course they are, who'd 'ave 'em? :lol:

On a similar note, Izzy, were you ever gonna send that CD to me with the 200-odd tracks on it for me to mess up? :lol:

*gets back to working on the next two songs* :innocent:
Send it to you I will, Little One.

There's just the small issue of contractual gibberish that states I can only give out the tracks for remixes et al AFTER the CD 's out.

Good point, in fact ;)

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Bah, legalities. :lol:

Awaiting your CD's release as much as I'm awaiting my own one's. :P
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Dark wrote:Bah, legalities. :lol:

Awaiting your CD's release as much as I'm awaiting my own one's. :P
Can't be closer to the truth.

I'm also awaiting my CD release as much as I'm awaiting my own one's.

;D

And yours ;)

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Except that one.
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Arrgh, closed loop! :lol:
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I gave up, nearly four months now.

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never trust anyone....
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emilystrange wrote:never trust anyone....
not even yer Mum? :oops:
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