Which duck are you?

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Izzy HaveMercy
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boudicca wrote:pitted astronomy against rockstar climbing - two of my favourite things... I didn't realise they were such uneasy bedfellows! :lol: :urff:
So you settled for rockstar climbing and became a Cool Duck.

Nice. And so predictable. :twisted:

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Image

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quite predictable too. :lol: :wink:
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I'm the type of duck who patently refuses to take that quiz.
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lazarus corporation wrote:I'm the type of duck who patently refuses to take that quiz.
well then why don't you just duck off :wink: :lol:
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Everyone on HL are plainly Sinister Ducks

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
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hallucienate wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:I'm the type of duck who patently refuses to take that quiz.
well then why don't you just duck off :wink: :lol:
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Me? :eek:
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How can you get so many types of duck from so few questions?

[/stupid duck] :oops: :roll: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:How can you get so many types of duck from so few questions?

[/stupid duck] :oops: :roll: :lol:
by simple de-duck-tion :roll: :roll: :roll: :oops:
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bouDucka wrote:How can you get so many types of duck from so few questions?

[/stupid duck] :oops: :roll: :lol:
A posh restaurant that really understands the needs of its customers?


...and is it just me or are you peeps also feeling the compelling urge to play a nice game of Quack 3?

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boudicca wrote:How can you get so many types of duck from so few questions?

[/stupid duck] :oops: :roll: :lol:
good question. I don't feel properly analyzed. I want to be something better than just a smart arse. :( [/canon duckre]
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Erm that'll be a smart duck then - so smart she can't even get an image to work today :oops: :roll:
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how predictable :?
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:Image

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Looks nothing like you Lee :lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:Image
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Lookin' for Rebel Duck were you, D00m? :wink:

I'm still the only badass here. What's that all about? I'm a nice girl! :innocent:
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Smart duck.
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Beijing Duck. Obviously.
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EXTREME DUCK :twisted:

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:eek: :| :urff: :) 8) ;D
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I'm one of those Inventive ones aswell... :roll: yay
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