I'm just surprised you were surprisedJohnny M wrote:By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it!
Single again !
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If it wasn't for my new avatar (conceived in Belgium, made in Leeds) I might take offence.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:...Johnny M wrote:In my previous life as a Corporate Whore, I managed a Business Travel call centre. All the 'on-hold' music was controlled from a CD player wired into the phone system so on any given day you would get Kylie or Robbie or whatever the Top 40 was at the time played repeatedly and at random.Obviousman wrote: I'd say do it asap and tell us what happened
So one thursday I thought I'd take off all the pop slush and insert 'Some Girls Wander By Mistake'. We ran a sweepstake at £1 a go as to when the first client would mention the on-hold music. I only drew up a list of time slots to last from 0900-1200.
By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it!
Which just goes to show how much people actually listen ...
...eh?...
IZ.
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We were all waiting for 'what's this f*cking dirge on-hold music'.James Blast wrote:I'm just surprised you were surprisedJohnny M wrote:By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it!
I knew I should have gone for Psychocandy.
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Johnny M wrote:We were all waiting for 'what's this f*cking dirge on-hold music'.James Blast wrote:I'm just surprised you were surprisedJohnny M wrote:By 1800 NO f*cking client had mentioned it!
I knew I should have gone for Psychocandy.
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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I is Mac, so it's probably different for you Luddites, wait for markfiend - Geek Supremo to log on tomorrow.Burn wrote:but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know )
no offence, Herr Moden
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Still empty, but slowly getting better to eat again.
Life is weird you know !
Life is weird you know !
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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To use the trademark sign under Windows, hold the ALT key and type 0153 on the numeric keyboard. Then release the ALT key and voilà .Burn wrote:James Blast wrote: ®
©
â„¢
©Blast Products 2005™
thanx... ® © ™
but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know )
For Copyright the number is 0169, for Registered 0174.
™, © and ®
IZ.
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a Geek allas shows up
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Time heals all wounds - as shallow as is sounds, it's so true.Shadow_Smile wrote:Still empty, but slowly getting better to eat again.
Life is weird you know !
Btw, is this the week of the abandoned men? Maybe I should go and have a look if someone left something for me?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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time wounds all heels*
*an heel being the Amerikan parlance for a creep
*an heel being the Amerikan parlance for a creep
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
second hand cast offs?canon docre wrote:Btw, is this the week of the abandoned men? Maybe I should go and have a look if someone left something for me?
no thanx Jess...you have to catch them when they're not on the re-bound...and catch them unawares...spell, scent, breast size...thay all work
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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breast size works for me
*not on a bloke, of course
*not on a bloke, of course
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That'll give shadow smile surely a very confident feeling for the future.Burn wrote:second hand cast offs?canon docre wrote:Btw, is this the week of the abandoned men? Maybe I should go and have a look if someone left something for me?
no thanx Jess...you have to catch them when they're not on the re-bound...and catch them unawares...spell, scent, breast size...thay all work
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
James Blast wrote:breast size works for me
*not on a bloke, of course
mmm...i had this conversation at work today...it seems that Kate Moss has man sized breasts
the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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no indeed...you don't know what Hans likes....Burn wrote: the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile
maybe a boob guy .... maybe a arse guy....
that should make you smile Hans...
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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™ isn't trade mark Iz.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:To use the trademark sign under Windows, hold the ALT key and type 0153 on the numeric keyboard. Then release the ALT key and voilà .Burn wrote:James Blast wrote: ®
©
â„¢
©Blast Products 2005™
thanx... ® © ™
but i still have no idea which keys create them (thick...i know )
For Copyright the number is 0169, for Registered 0174.
™, © and ®
IZ.
Not a lot of people know it actually stands for totally meaningless , is therefore free and hence why it's so often used
*boring lesson on design rights ends here*
Goths have feelings too
Unless he's Scottish, then he'd be an ERSE guy!.MadameButterfly wrote:no indeed...you don't know what Hans likes....Burn wrote: the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile
maybe a boob guy .... maybe a arse guy....
that should make you smile Hans...
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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*wipes brow* I thought you had been put out the house by the missusscotty wrote:Unless he's Scottish, then he'd be an ERSE guy!.MadameButterfly wrote:no indeed...you don't know what Hans likes....Burn wrote: the information won't help poor Hans...but it might make him smile
maybe a boob guy .... maybe a arse guy....
that should make you smile Hans...
Thanks scotty!!!
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just realised supposed to be cheering the poor sap
have you tried a three in the bed lesbo romp yet? worked wonders for me, kinda surplus to requirements but a really great night all the same
have you tried a three in the bed lesbo romp yet? worked wonders for me, kinda surplus to requirements but a really great night all the same
Goths have feelings too
Nope, still here DebsMadameButterfly wrote:
*wipes brow* I thought you had been put out the house by the missus
Thanks scotty!!!
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I will on the last day before Xmas. My very dear colleages bring CD's to play Xmas songs and I will take a CD to work as well....Obviousman wrote:I'd say do it asap and tell us what happenedOzpat wrote:At work we got 3FM on. A lot of crap but well, I'm not on my own here and it could be worse. I wonder what will happen if I put on a Sisters cd. Have to try it one day
I wonder what song I should play first...
I'll keep you informed...
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Didn't know you were a lesbian...paint it black wrote:just realised supposed to be cheering the poor sap
have you tried a three in the bed lesbo romp yet? worked wonders for me, kinda surplus to requirements but a really great night all the same
Now that's what I call butch!
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