"This one's for all you Gucci bag carriers out there ..."
Or is it?
I'd run out of "He Man" antiperspirant tonight so in desperation searched the cupboards. Hmm, Sure 'Cotton Soft' which was a left-over from the estranged wife. I smell like a girl. Really.
Amidst my search I discovered various articles of lingerie. Yep, it's so unrestrictive to wear. Smell of female? I smell like a girl. I am female.
Heartland is a broad church. We welcome anyone, irrespective of age, gender, creed, religion or colour. Or attire (hopefully).
I am free. Smell Of Female? You bet.
QB: Can you change my user name (again) to Josephine M? Ta muchley.
Smell Of Female
- Ocean Moves
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Rather luckily for you, I think..Johnny M wrote: Heartland is a broad church.
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I must say, I'm quite stunned about the recent developments you took, Jo.
But nevertheless a warm welcome to the new girl in town.
But nevertheless a warm welcome to the new girl in town.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
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Did you make an appointment for the operation yet
Don't forget to get hair implants as well, baldy women never were a great succes
Don't forget to get hair implants as well, baldy women never were a great succes
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Hmm... reminds me of the supposed 'odour free' deoderant that an ex of my had..
Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
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Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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nipples like bulletsPlanet Dave wrote:Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
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was it like 1982 all over again?Gottdammerung wrote:Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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My bed was like a butchers slab.hallucienate wrote:nipples like bulletsPlanet Dave wrote:Why did an image of Barbara from Royston Vasey pop into my head?hallucienate wrote:Why did the image of South Park's Mrs Garrison pop into my head?
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More like Singapore 59!Quiff Boy wrote:was it like 1982 all over again?Gottdammerung wrote:Used it a couple of times and ended up feeling very androgenous for the rest of the day...
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
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and I'm sure the mods will take the appropriate course of inactionmarkfiend wrote:By begging for the thread to be trashed?
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shame rosalie's not around anymore...they could form their own support group... .
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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should i make the thread a "sticky"?hallucienate wrote:and I'm sure the mods will take the appropriate course of inactionmarkfiend wrote:By begging for the thread to be trashed?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote: should i make the thread a "sticky"?
Whatever floats yer boat, QB.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Don't Lee, you'll INKVOKE her!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:shame rosalie's not around anymore...they could form their own support group... .
I think hir *ahem* condition can be traced back to one specific trauma. He/she wants to use the ladies' powder room in future, due to a deep-seated phobia of puddles of p*ss on the floor....
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Just what I was thinking... *shudder*boudicca wrote:
Don't Lee, you'll INKVOKE her!
"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
Currently waxing my bikini line.
Ouch!!
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
Currently waxing my bikini line.
Ouch!!
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
i can live with the Shania Twain quote...Johnny M wrote:"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
i think you need some assistance with this...Johnny M wrote:Currently waxing my bikini line.
Ouch!!
i believe you trim first
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Men telling men....
Or should that be man telling woman....
Listen to this about the bikini line...waxing...BIG NO NO NO!!!
unless you enjoy the pain...
Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
no pain, no fuss...
Madness...
Or should that be man telling woman....
Listen to this about the bikini line...waxing...BIG NO NO NO!!!
unless you enjoy the pain...
Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
no pain, no fuss...
Madness...
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear.MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
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Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
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At least something different from Loreal Kids shampooJohnny M wrote:And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear.MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
Did you guys trade?