But what was that tube doing there in the first place?.....Johnny M wrote:And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear.MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
Smell Of Female
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In female form?....
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That'd be even worse, wouldn't itMadameButterfly wrote:In female form?....
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Yes, I would think so....Obviousman wrote:That'd be even worse, wouldn't itMadameButterfly wrote:In female form?....
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There's a scary thought. Loki is released from the HL dungeon on medical grounds to attend John Hopkins for Transagender Reassignment. And returns to HL as Lokie but pumped up with enough estrogen and irrationality to scare the s**t out of me.
You have been warned.
You have been warned.
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Now, now...no need to get all excited or feel threatened here...Johnny M wrote: You have been warned.
*warning signs* gone...you are going to scare people and there is no need for that...or is it time for PM's....
That *key* is gone and the door locked...no need for harm now...
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True Debs, and you're right. It was just the nonsensical and complete and utter bollox of the female rationale in me coming out.
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Well get her under control...Johnny M wrote:True Debs, and you're right. It was just the nonsensical and complete and utter bollox of the female rationale in me coming out.
How ya feeling after the waxing?
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Apply vaseline on "razor burn" and don't think about the pain...thoughts on the other planet...
If you need me to send anything via the postal service let me know....
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deep heat everyone knows that.Johnny M wrote:How do I calm down what appears to look like 'razor burn'?
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you are crazy!!! deep heat is applied if your muscles ache....hallucienate wrote:deep heat everyone knows that.Johnny M wrote:How do I calm down what appears to look like 'razor burn'?
oh s**t!...do I smell a set-up?
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Nope. You just smell the Deep Heat.MadameButterfly wrote: You are crazy!!! deep heat is applied if your muscles ache....
oh s**t!...do I smell a set-up?
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I actually like the smell of Deep Heat...but silly willy for not using the vaseline...Johnny M wrote:Nope. You just smell the Deep Heat.MadameButterfly wrote: You are crazy!!! deep heat is applied if your muscles ache....
oh s**t!...do I smell a set-up?
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On msg with a dear friend I came out with "When in work mode I have to shave every day. Sometimes twice. I get my haircut religiously every 5 weeks. I do know how to keep things *cough* ... umm ...'tidy'. "
Unfortunately, I haven't worked for two months so sometimes I do glance in the mirror and wonder if I've got The Kings Of Leon down my pants. All four of them.
Unfortunately, I haven't worked for two months so sometimes I do glance in the mirror and wonder if I've got The Kings Of Leon down my pants. All four of them.
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I don't need details...
I also hope the two months have allowed for some sleep and laziness and destressing...
Next time you have a long bath *god I wish* do a "tea-bath" from Spirituals...get the candle thing going and the prune-toes-and-fingers thing...lots of steam and enjoy...for as long until the water turns cold...
I also hope the two months have allowed for some sleep and laziness and destressing...
Next time you have a long bath *god I wish* do a "tea-bath" from Spirituals...get the candle thing going and the prune-toes-and-fingers thing...lots of steam and enjoy...for as long until the water turns cold...
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With ya John, not at ya.George Michael wrote:WHAM! BAM!
I AM! A MAN!
JOB OR NO JOB,
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT I'M NOT.
DO! YOU!
ENJOY WHAT YOU DO?
IF NOT, JUST STOP!
DON'T STAY THERE AND ROT!
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.