Smell Of Female

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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MadameButterfly
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Johnny M wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: Just use "no-hair"...a cream form that applied thickly and left for a few minutes...*read the instructions first*...washes off under the shower...
And therein lies the crux of being folically challenged. One morning I was so hung over I reached for the wrong tube in the shower thinking it was shampoo. Oh dear. :urff:
But what was that tube doing there in the first place?.....
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Welcome Lokie :lol:
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In female form?....
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MadameButterfly wrote:In female form?....
That'd be even worse, wouldn't it :eek:
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Obviousman wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:In female form?....
That'd be even worse, wouldn't it :eek:
Yes, I would think so....
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There's a scary thought. Loki is released from the HL dungeon on medical grounds to attend John Hopkins for Transagender Reassignment. And returns to HL as Lokie but pumped up with enough estrogen and irrationality to scare the s**t out of me. :urff:

You have been warned. :twisted:
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Johnny M wrote: You have been warned. :twisted:
Now, now...no need to get all excited or feel threatened here...

*warning signs* gone...you are going to scare people and there is no need for that...or is it time for PM's.... :innocent:

That *key* is gone and the door locked...no need for harm now...
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True Debs, and you're right. It was just the nonsensical and complete and utter bollox of the female rationale in me coming out. :innocent:
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Johnny M wrote:True Debs, and you're right. It was just the nonsensical and complete and utter bollox of the female rationale in me coming out. :innocent:
Well get her under control... :wink:
How ya feeling after the waxing? :lol:
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How do I calm down what appears to look like 'razor burn'? :?
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Apply vaseline on "razor burn" and don't think about the pain...thoughts on the other planet...

If you need me to send anything via the postal service let me know....
Crazy person... :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:How do I calm down what appears to look like 'razor burn'? :?
deep heat :roll: :roll: everyone knows that.
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hallucienate wrote:
Johnny M wrote:How do I calm down what appears to look like 'razor burn'? :?
deep heat :roll: :roll: everyone knows that.
you are crazy!!! deep heat is applied if your muscles ache....
:oops: oh s**t!...do I smell a set-up? :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote: You are crazy!!! deep heat is applied if your muscles ache....
:oops: oh s**t!...do I smell a set-up? :lol:
Nope. You just smell the Deep Heat. :eek: :urff:
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Johnny M wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: You are crazy!!! deep heat is applied if your muscles ache....
:oops: oh s**t!...do I smell a set-up? :lol:
Nope. You just smell the Deep Heat. :eek: :urff:
I actually like the smell of Deep Heat...but silly willy for not using the vaseline... :innocent:
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On msg with a dear friend I came out with "When in work mode I have to shave every day. Sometimes twice. I get my haircut religiously every 5 weeks. I do know how to keep things *cough* ... umm ...'tidy'. "

Unfortunately, I haven't worked for two months so sometimes I do glance in the mirror and wonder if I've got The Kings Of Leon down my pants. All four of them. :innocent:

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I don't need details... :lol: :notworthy:
I also hope the two months have allowed for some sleep and laziness and destressing... :wink:

Next time you have a long bath *god I wish* do a "tea-bath" from Spirituals...get the candle thing going and the prune-toes-and-fingers thing...lots of steam and enjoy...for as long until the water turns cold... :urff:
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