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Have more than 1 use :eek: (not the claassic party trick in the Young Ones)

The missis has just used them for the horse to protect its ears from the noise from fireworks 8)
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I don't know about you, but where I am, the fireworks aren't quite loud enough to make a horse's ears bleed :innocent:
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Well, my wife have a inter-uterine contraceptive device.


Did I spell that right?



By the way, we have no fire works here tonight. Why should we?
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It's bonfire night/Guy Fawkes night. The anniversary of a bunch of people in funny hats trying to blow up the UK parliament buildings :P
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Tampons :urff:

Perhaps they're better than pampers anyway, my dog must've eaten about half a box of Always by now and it's coming out at the back and the front constantly by now :urff: :roll:
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I really feel that that is too much information to share with the group Zeno, but thank you anyway. :roll:
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Now, now, Johnny, we are a broad church ;)
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I know Johnny, actually it's TMI for myself too :urff:

Sorry for that :wink:
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Oh, I've given up on all that PC, New Age, I am a woman crap. I couldn't even convince a lesbian to sleep with me. Oh well, back to being a grumpy old man. :roll:
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Johnny M wrote: PC, New Age,
Tampon/scmampon
Apparently THESE are the way forwards....mmmnnn throws a whole new image of ladies washing 'em out in the loos...

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/index.htm
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Would it work for dogs?
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I suppose you could buy a squeaker for it :D :D :D
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:eek: Jesus Ness! I've not even had dinner yet. :urff:

I'm not hungry anymore ... :?
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*curtsies* Yer whelks

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rian wrote:Well, my wife have a inter-uterine contraceptive device.
To quote Homer Simpson...

Love springs internal. :lol: :notworthy:
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Debaser wrote:*curtsies* Yer whelks

As I've said before...I'm a 'giver'
Well if you ever attempt to 'give' me an "I LOVE my Moon Cup" t-shirt, it's slapperty-slap for you my dear. :wink:
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chuckle
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:eek: Good grief Ness! :lol:

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I'm telling as many as possible, I have posted a thread on the forum I regularly visit, and am telling all my friends. More people should know about this, I want them to know it's possible to actually enjoy having a period!"

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It's good to keep abreast of what those yoghurt-weaving hippes do with/during their 'time'

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boudicca wrote:This is why I want to be in your Man-Gang, Johnny... :wink:
No probs Claire. We can use our Moon Cups for necking Estonian Vodka. And at 30ml a shot we should be enjoying banging garage techno in no time. The Great Preston mix that is. 8)
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Johnny M wrote:
boudicca wrote:This is why I want to be in your Man-Gang, Johnny... :wink:
No probs Claire. We can use our Moon Cups for necking Estonian Vodka. And at 30ml a shot we should be enjoying banging garage techno in no time. The Great Preston mix that is. 8)
Sounds good to me! 8)
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mooncups - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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They sound a bit awkward to me...
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:They sound a bit awkward to me...
You never know unless you try, sister! ;D

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:mooncups - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My thoughts precisely. That and Toxic Shock Syndrome.
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