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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:They sound a bit awkward to me...
You never know unless you try, sister! ;D
You first! :lol: They look messy and uncomfortable :|
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:They sound a bit awkward to me...
You never know unless you try, sister! ;D
You first! :lol: They look messy and uncomfortable :|
No, I'm happy being exiled to go and squat over a hole in the forest while my menfolk go out hunting...

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No, I'm happy being exiled to go and squat over a hole in the forest while my menfolk go out hunting...
...for women who haven't got the painters in. :innocent: :twisted:
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*laff!* I remember reading something about women using mooncups to collect the blood, then painting with it.
So I suppose they're pretty good for that if nothing else...
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Jackson Pollock... :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:
boudicca wrote:This is why I want to be in your Man-Gang, Johnny... :wink:
No probs Claire. We can use our Moon Cups for necking Estonian Vodka. And at 30ml a shot we should be enjoying banging garage techno in no time. The Great Preston mix that is. 8)
So long as you clean up the mess, be my guest. 8)
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Debaser wrote:
Johnny M wrote: PC, New Age,
Tampon/scmampon
Apparently THESE are the way forwards....mmmnnn throws a whole new image of ladies washing 'em out in the loos...

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/index.htm
It sounds absolutely rank :urff: :eek:

It looks like a cross between a party popper and a sink plunger...but it would make a good name for a band :lol:
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eeeeeeee, this thread seems to have run and run.

"The Mooncup is available in two models. "

that's 'pert' and 'fanny like a bucket' to you and me :D :D :D

Oh and there's here...

http://www.lactivist.co.uk/
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Debaser wrote: Oh and there's here...

http://www.lactivist.co.uk/
Who said they haven't got anything to offer for men?

I guess this Tee will make a good christmas prezzie for Mr. Blast. ;D


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Debaser wrote:eeeeeeee, this thread seems to have run and run.

"The Mooncup is available in two models. "

that's 'pert' and 'fanny like a bucket' to you and me :D :D :D

Oh and there's here...

http://www.lactivist.co.uk/
Aaaarrrrggghhh! Where do you get these from, Ness? :lol:

That one's bloody disturbing... for the kind of women who still breastfeed their 8-year-old child. *shudder*

How does that even work? :urff: Where's it all coming from? :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh, scrap it, I don't wanna know....
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canon docre wrote:
Debaser wrote: Oh and there's here...

http://www.lactivist.co.uk/
Who said they haven't got anything to offer for men?

I guess this Tee will make a good christmas prezzie for Mr. Blast. ;D


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I think they only do it in "wean-size"... :innocent: ;D

As Blast already knows....
That's the Scottish wean, pronounced "wayne" and meaning "child",
not wean pronounced "ween", which is what these ladies apparently don't want their kids to do. Same linguistic root though, no doubt.

Ok I'll stop now. :oops:
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boudicca wrote:
Debaser wrote:eeeeeeee, this thread seems to have run and run.

"The Mooncup is available in two models. "

that's 'pert' and 'fanny like a bucket' to you and me :D :D :D

Oh and there's here...

http://www.lactivist.co.uk/
Aaaarrrrggghhh! Where do you get these from, Ness? :lol:

That one's bloody disturbing... for the kind of women who still breastfeed their 8-year-old child. *shudder*

How does that even work? :urff: Where's it all coming from? :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh, scrap it, I don't wanna know....
Uuuaah, just the thought of one of these little buggers sucking on me.... :urff:
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boudicca wrote:
Debaser wrote:eeeeeeee, this thread seems to have run and run.

"The Mooncup is available in two models. "

that's 'pert' and 'fanny like a bucket' to you and me :D :D :D

Oh and there's here...

http://www.lactivist.co.uk/
Aaaarrrrggghhh! Where do you get these from, Ness? :lol:

That one's bloody disturbing... for the kind of women who still breastfeed their 8-year-old child. *shudder*

How does that even work? :urff: Where's it all coming from? :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh, scrap it, I don't wanna know....
Bitty!

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thanks for the t-shirt Jess, not my style tho :(
and to everyone else, I'm wearing my 'mooncup' now :D
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James Blast wrote:thanks for the t-shirt Jess, not my style tho :(
and to everyone else, I'm wearing my 'mooncup' now :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: :lol:

That is good to hear.
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Obviousman wrote:Tampons :urff:

Perhaps they're better than pampers anyway, my dog must've eaten about half a box of Always by now and it's coming out at the back and the front constantly by now :urff: :roll:
And when you may believe the ads, you will NOT have a big mess to clean up then... should be as dry as a rice cake in the Nevada desert.
That bloody MoonCup site wrote:The Mooncup can be cleaned by boiling for five minutes in an open pan of water
And I really did NOT want to know THAT! :roll:

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boudicca wrote:
Aaaarrrrggghhh! Where do you get these from, Ness? :lol:

That one's bloody disturbing... for the kind of women who still breastfeed their 8-year-old child. *shudder*
I spend faaaaar too long on the Julian Cope site with wierd hippie folk
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Debaser wrote: I spend faaaaar too long on the Julian Cope site with wierd hippie folk
I assume you never got the receipe for any of those special 'cakes' they make then? :innocent:
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Debaser wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Aaaarrrrggghhh! Where do you get these from, Ness? :lol:

That one's bloody disturbing... for the kind of women who still breastfeed their 8-year-old child. *shudder*
I spend faaaaar too long on the Julian Cope site with wierd hippie folk
In all seriousness? That's where you got it from?

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James Blast wrote:just read
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Nothing about mooncups in there though, I take it... :innocent:
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There bloody might be. Cope's weird o_O;
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Motz wrote:bloody
Will you please stop using this word please... :urff:

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Motz wrote:There bloody might be. Cope's weird o_O;
Yeh but in a good way... :notworthy:

... mooncups are just wierd in a :eek: :eek: :eek: way.
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