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My 'new' favourite daft website
- Izzy HaveMercy
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OMG!
Thanks for that!
IZ.
Thanks for that!
IZ.
This is after "Moon Cups r us" and "I want To Be Your Lactating Baby"? Yes?
You're so Coped up at the mo I'm struggling to catch up.
PS: 'Pert' or 'bucket?'
What?
You're so Coped up at the mo I'm struggling to catch up.
PS: 'Pert' or 'bucket?'
What?
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
and if you have time to ferret around on here, you'll never look at a 'Christian' in the same way....Ozpat wrote:
Thanks indeed....
http://www.shipoffools.com/Fruitcake/index.html
I was particularly 'amused' by
NOTE THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WORK SAFE AND OF AN 'ADULT' NATURE.... hee hee
http://www.libchrist.com/sybianvenus/sybian.html
I've been puzzled by the 'stolen Sybian' I wonder if it was used?
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Am a dab hand at the old 'pelvic floor excercises'Johnny M wrote:This is after "Moon Cups r us" and "I want To Be Your Lactating Baby"? Yes?
You're so Coped up at the mo I'm struggling to catch up.
PS: 'Pert' or 'bucket?'
What?
you DID ask
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
- eastmidswhizzkid
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nice one Ness!....especially:
Afterlife Telegrams – Afterlife Telegrams offer an invaluable service to the bereaved. You write a message to your Dear Departed, and they give it to a terminally ill volunteer. Volunteer passes away and, once in the Great Beyond, goes on Orphean quest for Dear Departed. Departed gets message, Bereaved gets comfort, Volunteer gets sense that they did not die in vain, and Afterlife Telegrams get a fiver. We are not told how the volunteers are recruited, but next time you hear someone going round hospital saying "Excuse me, are you dying? OK, well this may sound a bit weird, but...", you'll know why.
Afterlife Telegrams – Afterlife Telegrams offer an invaluable service to the bereaved. You write a message to your Dear Departed, and they give it to a terminally ill volunteer. Volunteer passes away and, once in the Great Beyond, goes on Orphean quest for Dear Departed. Departed gets message, Bereaved gets comfort, Volunteer gets sense that they did not die in vain, and Afterlife Telegrams get a fiver. We are not told how the volunteers are recruited, but next time you hear someone going round hospital saying "Excuse me, are you dying? OK, well this may sound a bit weird, but...", you'll know why.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
FFS Lee! How many bottles of (50% extra) plastic bottles of White Cider did you have to post that nonsense?
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else