Ever had the feeling that someone has put a hex on you?
I really am beginning to think someone has with me..
Last night whilst having a bath while getting ready for a dinner date I managed to firstly stab myself in the toe with scissors whilst trimming my toe nails..
had the shower curtain fall on me head..
then whilst sitting back down in the bath I just about took the top of my finger off on a cracked tile..
cue frantic phonecall to friend to come up with first aid kit whilst the water in my bath turned a lovely pink colour..
its either a curse or my bathroom is possessed... especially given that i bust my ribs on the side of the bath two weeks earlier..
no washing for me from now on.. I'd rather stink and live!
Blood bath
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Firstly YES to the first line you wrote.Gottdammerung wrote: getting ready for a dinner date ... I'd rather stink and live!
But how did the date go...did you get to have dinner?
Oh and hope you are feeling better today.
MB
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Maybe your bath is jealous about your diner date.
I had the same problem with my car. It would just refuse to take in any men I intend to get in closer contact to. As soon as they sat down, they hurt themselves in strange ways. Or the car denied service completely and stood still for good.
I lost a few good opportunities on this stubborn bastard.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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yeah date was fine, aside from the fact that there was a fricking rowdy party of 20 on another table, who didn't realise other people were diningMadameButterfly wrote:Firstly YES to the first line you wrote.Gottdammerung wrote: getting ready for a dinner date ... I'd rather stink and live!
But how did the date go...did you get to have dinner?
Oh and hope you are feeling better today.
MB
(what is it with the english and drink??)
and to make it even better the waitress decided that she couldn't understand my girlfriends german accent... so i gavw our order in my worst ayrshire skawtish accent...
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Oh, yes, I always have the feeling when you're trying to do something really good there's always something going wrong. Either you fall over something (had that once in class, did a great job on something I had to do in front of the class, and when returning to my place I fell over some bloody wire), you're words come out all wrong, well just anything to loose your cool happens.
The accent thingy is a good one by the way Whenever some Dutch tourists ask me the way to some point in town, I put on my worst Antwerp accent
@cd: Did you take revenge then? Or planning to?
The accent thingy is a good one by the way Whenever some Dutch tourists ask me the way to some point in town, I put on my worst Antwerp accent
@cd: Did you take revenge then? Or planning to?
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Well, he ended up on a scrapyard with a sound kick in his little arse.Obviousman wrote: @cd: Did you take revenge then? Or planning to?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Well done Revenge is yours!