Stigmata Myrtyr: Goff song No 1?

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I always had "Last Exit For The Lost" down as the Goffist of all Goff songs but I listend to "Stigma Martyr" a few times in the van today.....now I've changed my mind :roll: , surely there can't be a more quintessential Goff song?.........
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Vampyre's Cry by Nosferatu? :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Vampyre's Cry by Nosferatu? :lol:
Exactly what I was thinking!

Cue Quiffy with half a page full of :lol:
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Black Number One, Type O Negative. Receiver of great amounts of possibly-ironic bile from the Demon Overlord.
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Rocky Erickson - Night of the Vampire

deserves the title of the Goffest of all Goff songs.

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timsinister wrote:Black Number One, Type O Negative. Receiver of great amounts of possibly-ironic bile from the Demon Overlord.
Still, he turned up at their show on Reeperbahn and said kindly 'hello' to the lump backstage.

It would've been unwise anyway to utter ironic criticism in direct confrontation I suppose. ;D
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Fix.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Voltaire - Vampire Club :lol:
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Oh My Goth! - Razed In Black....

It's the only one I can think of with the G word in the title..... Queue a barrage of posts to the contrary :)
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In Belgium it is either Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead" or "Ad Mortem Festinamus" by Qntal (mainly because it is the theme tune for the Vampire Parties in Antwerp...)

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timsinister wrote:Black Number One, Type O Negative.
Lily Munster ain't got nothin' on you! :lol: :notworthy:
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I'm just trying to imagine Big Pete and Mr. E having a conversation.
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James Blast wrote:I'm just trying to imagine Big Pete and Mr. E having a conversation.
from short distance it appeared that whole Mr. E has the same length as Big Petes hair.
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canon docre wrote:
James Blast wrote:I'm just trying to imagine Big Pete and Mr. E having a conversation.
from short distance it appeared that whole Mr. E has the same length as Big Petes hair.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Surely the greatest Goth track was The Monster Mash by Bobby Pickett. :)
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Pat wrote:Surely the greatest Goth track was The Monster Mash by Bobby Pickett. :)
SPOT ON Pat :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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er...actually i think this should be considered

Goth mp3

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right click and save target as...
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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does Goth mean good or bad?
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Definitions vary. Any attempt at bringing them together would probably result in an awkward metaphor involving a brick covered in pond weed.
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is that like putting a cup of instant coffee in a microwave and going forward in time?
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No James, that would just be reheating a drink as per normal :|
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thanks

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James Blast wrote:does Goth mean good or bad?
it means OLD :wink: :innocent: :lol:
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Trad' Goth!
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