Billy-no-mates

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Francis
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I need to get me a pinball machine.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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scotty
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Or a nice wee Dug!.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Here, have a cheap substitute:
C:\Program Files\Windows NT\Pinball\PINBALL.EXE

Assuming you're on 2k/XP anywho ;D
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@Motz: That's what my mum uses the computer for when she's not playing solitaire :roll:
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Brideoffrankenstein
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scotty wrote:Or a nice wee Dug!.
Or a Coo
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scotty
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
scotty wrote:Or a nice wee Dug!.
Or a Coo
Ahct Libby, how's anybody meant to keep a Coo in a hoos? :twisted: , far better wi' a nice wee Dug!.
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canon docre
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Francis wrote:I need to get me a pinball machine.
it looks like you need your own support - thread. ;D



P.S. A pinball machine doesn't replace a friend. Get yourself a fern. :wink:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Francis
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Dug? Coo? Fern? Is this some kind of code?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:Dug? Coo? Fern? Is this some kind of code?
Yes it's a strange language called Scottish :lol:
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Francis
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Well, at least it's reassuring to know I'm not the only sad f**ker sat in front of a computer for company on a Friday night.
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I have a computer for company every night of the week :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I have a computer for company every night of the week :wink:

Same here.

:lol: :D :) :| :( :cry:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Francis wrote:Well, at least it's reassuring to know I'm not the only sad f**ker sat in front of a computer for company on a Friday night.
You won't even be one of many, soon.

It's almost Saturday morning :lol:
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Hmm ... Mr Barton - Can I introduce you to 'Johnny's Disk' at some stage? And for a tenner something else.

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Francis
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Johnny M wrote:Mr Barton
FFS John, HOW DARE YOU disclose such secrets in open forum.

Not to mention your disc...
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**makes mental note to self never to call Francis "Dick". :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Francis
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:**makes mental note to self never to call Francis "Dick". :innocent:
Fortunately, that was my elder brother's fate. :lol: being the youngest, I was known as Titch. :von:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Francis wrote:Dug? Coo? Fern? Is this some kind of code?
Yes it's a strange language called Scottish :lol:
Just caw canny!
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Zuma wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Francis wrote:Dug? Coo? Fern? Is this some kind of code?
Yes it's a strange language called Scottish :lol:
Just caw canny!
Aye, just caw canny, a' these digs at the Scottish has fair got me upti high doh{?} so it has, ken :twisted: :innocent:
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errm...two sugars? :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Aye, haud yer wheesht the lot ay ye! I'm here to back up the MacHeartland brothers. Where's Blast? I feel the need for some stabbing! :twisted:
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Thera prablem, here?

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James Blast wrote:Image
lol, wee red cross in a white box here, but the filename gave it away. Stab 'em boss! hehehe
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DerekR wrote:
James Blast wrote:Image
lol, wee red cross in a white box here, but the filename gave it away. Stab 'em boss! hehehe
Knife in one hand, drink in the other and I bet he never spilled a drop either :lol: , mark of a true weegie :twisted:
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