Possibly the opposite of finding out your porn-film name

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs. Snowey
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Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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canon docre
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:eek: How is that possible?


Enter your first name: canon
Enter your last name: docre


Your pet name is: Jessie (which is in fact my real name)

.. but how do they know? :? Frightening.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Johnny M
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canon docre wrote::eek: How is that possible?


Enter your first name: canon
Enter your last name: docre


Your pet name is: Jessie (which is in fact my real name)

.. but how do they know? :? Frightening.
Because I write the programs. Currently about to break into your Photobucket. Again. :D
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

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Brideoffrankenstein
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I got the AOL homepage :?
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canon docre
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Johnny M wrote: ... Currently about to break into your Photobucket. Again. :D
No kinky pics there either, I'm 'fraid. :wink:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I got the AOL homepage :?
Me too...



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Andrew S
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canon docre wrote:
Johnny M wrote: ... Currently about to break into your Photobucket. Again. :D
No kinky pics there either, I'm 'fraid. :wink:
Well there is a rather boring one of Madonna.
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Ozpat
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I got the AOL homepage :?
Me too...



IZ.
Same here :?
"as we walk on the floodland"
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Ozpat wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I got the AOL homepage :?
Me too...



IZ.
Same here :?
And another one :urff:
Styles are a lie.

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canon docre
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Andrew S wrote:
canon docre wrote:
Johnny M wrote: ... Currently about to break into your Photobucket. Again. :D
No kinky pics there either, I'm 'fraid. :wink:
Well there is a rather boring one of Madonna.
Not even! :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Mrs. Snowey
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Aol must get narky if yer not actually signed up to them. Ah well :|
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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"popsy"? :roll: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Mrs. Snowey
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:"popsy"? :roll: :lol:
Go on, ask Quiffy if you can change your username.

go on, go on, go on :wink:
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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eastmidswhizzkid
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:"popsy"? :roll: :lol:
Go on, ask Quiffy if you can change your username.

go on, go on, go on :wink:
you know he'd do it as well :urff: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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nick the stripper
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I found another one in the Yahoo Directory.

My porn name is Cockney Bottoms. :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid
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King-Kong Cummings :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Mr. Wah
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Armand Tight. Quite suggestive.
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X Wide

And this one works 8) :lol:
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First name : Madame
Last name : Butterfly

Results : Bone Funkenstein :lol:

Also tried
First name : MadameButterfly

Results : King Kong Jets :lol: :lol:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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canon docre
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Angel Slides


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Gottdammerung
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Real name = Thomas Head

Gott... = Armand Buttocks..

nuff said...
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Brideoffrankenstein
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I got the incredibly porn-like name of......wait for it........



Katie Church :eek:


This is quite funny though

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Huge Rimmer :eek: :urff:

For the real name it is:

Xavier Black.

Much better :von:

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