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James Blast wrote:do I really need to take that test?
Nothing is compulsory on this forum James.

Except going slightly insane.

(just do it)

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boudicca wrote:Well, as those at Black Oktober can certainly testify :innocent: , my taste in men is decidedly of the amphetamine-cheekboned, never-seen-a-good-square-meal variety. No ass and certainly no man-boobs! :lol:
Von was at Black October? :innocent:
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Motz wrote:
boudicca wrote:Well, as those at Black Oktober can certainly testify :innocent: , my taste in men is decidedly of the amphetamine-cheekboned, never-seen-a-good-square-meal variety. No ass and certainly no man-boobs! :lol:
Von was at Black October? :innocent:
Yep, he now carries a non-UK passport and writes poetry in his spare time. Which he used to write anyway but no music as background is involved nowadays. :von:
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Natalie Portman is apparantly the 'one' for me
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Debaser wrote:Natalie Portman is apparantly the 'one' for me
You can't go wrong with our Nat. In a cute Leon type of way. :oops:

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boudicca wrote:Well, as those at Black Oktober can certainly testify :innocent: , my taste in men is decidedly of the amphetamine-cheekboned, never-seen-a-good-square-meal variety. No ass and certainly no man-boobs! :lol:
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this is why I didn't need to take the test IZ
You scored higher than 97% on tit-size
You scored higher than 91% on ass-size
You scored higher than 0% on cuteness
I'm just pissed off I didn't 100% on question one :oops:
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James Blast wrote:this is why I didn't need to take the test IZ
You scored higher than 97% on tit-size
You scored higher than 91% on ass-size
You scored higher than 0% on cuteness
I'm just pissed off I didn't 100% on question one :oops:
;D ;D ;D :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: (and it is not even my OWN posting so I can do this)

So you are in Rubensian Dominatrices eh? Nice one!

(actually I am also in the more voluptuous stuff myself, but there was nothing there that looked even remotely natural AND big-sized :|)

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We're all different James. :D

You have no chance of being arrested. I do. :?

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Contrary to popular belief, The Pope likes women! A Holy See source tells us that the Lord's own earthly representative, yes the figurehead of the AIDs epidemic himself, our Papal Father, likes his Hail Maries buxom and dirrrrrty.

Earlier today at a Vatican press conference, The Pope's media repesentative went on the record as saying, "Sorry to disappoint, people. This is quite a shocker, even for us within the Vatican. We never thought we'd get a pope who broke from cleric tradition this much...our American brothers of the cloth aren't gonna be happy."

Perhaps his results aren't incredibly astounding, however their general lean toward the female physique has raised more than a few eyebrows:

Top-Heavy!
Raw score: 62% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 28% Cute!

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RicheyJames wrote:christ on a biscuit.
Incidentally, my Christ On A Biscuit will shortly be available for sale on ebay. Depicting a life-like portrayal of da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' (1495-98 ), it was discovered on the back of a Jammie Dodger purchased from the 34p Bettabuy range at Morrisons on Monday.

I'm currently waiting for this miracle to be ratified by The Vatican and/or The Pope but please feel confident that it will be sold with a genuine COA. Particulary when my printer's up and running.
And in other news, our good brother Mr M has in fact been bestowed an earthly manifestation of our Heavenly Lord and Savior via a baked good. Negotiations are now in progress to restore the aforementioned Holy Artifact to its proper home at the Vatican.
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as you may know, I am a follower of For Greater G (*) (*) d :wink:
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The Pope wrote:Contrary to popular belief, The Pope likes women!
What an oblique way of coming out, Rachel. :innocent:

But worry not, we're a broad church :kiss:
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The Pope wrote: And in other news, our good brother Mr M has in fact been bestowed an earthly manifestation of our Heavenly Lord and Savior via a baked good. Negotiations are now in progress to restore the aforementioned Holy Artifact to its proper home at the Vatican.
When do I get the money? Don't jazz me on this, when do I get the money?
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Motz wrote:
The Pope wrote:Contrary to popular belief, The Pope likes women!
What an oblique way of coming out, Rachel. :innocent:

But worry not, we're a broad church :kiss:
Yes, thank God for the broads is what I always say! :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:
The Pope wrote: And in other news, our good brother Mr M has in fact been bestowed an earthly manifestation of our Heavenly Lord and Savior via a baked good. Negotiations are now in progress to restore the aforementioned Holy Artifact to its proper home at the Vatican.
When do I get the money? Don't jazz me on this, when do I get the money?
We've made you an offer you can't refuse.

You get to live. :von: :kiss:
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James Blast wrote:as you may know, I am a follower of For Greater G (*) (*) d :wink:
And they have the Big'Uns, for sure! ;D

(be patient, we 're almost there ;) )

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The Pope wrote:
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The Pope wrote: And in other news, our good brother Mr M has in fact been bestowed an earthly manifestation of our Heavenly Lord and Savior via a baked good. Negotiations are now in progress to restore the aforementioned Holy Artifact to its proper home at the Vatican.
When do I get the money? Don't jazz me on this, when do I get the money?
We've made you an offer you can't refuse.

You get to live. :von: :kiss:
Hmmm. I think Ness's undying gratitude (x2) might be a sweeter offer.

Devil and the Deep, eh, Johnny? 8)
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Motz wrote:
boudicca wrote:Well, as those at Black Oktober can certainly testify :innocent: , my taste in men is decidedly of the amphetamine-cheekboned, never-seen-a-good-square-meal variety. No ass and certainly no man-boobs! :lol:
Von was at Black October? :innocent:
Yep, he now carries a non-UK passport and writes poetry in his spare time. Which he used to write anyway but no music as background is involved nowadays. :von:
I wouldn't be the first to note the similarity.

You never see them both in the same place at the same time, do you?... :von: :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
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Motz wrote: Von was at Black October? :innocent:
Yep, he now carries a non-UK passport and writes poetry in his spare time. Which he used to write anyway but no music as background is involved nowadays. :von:
I wouldn't be the first to note the similarity.

You never see them both in the same place at the same time, do you?... :von: :innocent:
And that Black October one had no cranberry juice in his vodka-stream, I guess :innocent:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And that Black October one had no cranberry juice in his vodka-stream
AFAIK, he didn't seem to have, but then I wasn't on Planet Dave :innocent:
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Motz wrote: Hmmm. I think Ness's undying gratitude (x2) might be a sweeter offer.

Devil and the Deep, eh, Johnny? 8)
Sorry Mike, I (do) but I don't care to understand what you're insinuating by your cheap comments in open forum. Please feel free to expand them. Please do.

And expect a response.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And that Black October one had no cranberry juice in his vodka-stream, I guess :innocent:
A prediliction for pineapple, it appeared... :von:

But vodka goes with everything.
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Seems I'm a bit of an all-rounder... boom boom..

Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!



Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

Now that's a double bill I wouldn't mind.... :innocent:
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"My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on tit-size

You scored higher than 14% on ass-size

You scored higher than 88% on cuteness"

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Ozpat wrote:"You scored higher than 88% on cuteness"
The day you beat you scored higher than 99% on cuteness, I may even acknowledge you exist. :wink:

*walks off thinking what's higher than 99% in cuteness? and at any man in uniform thrusts his hands forward towards them saying 'arrest me officer'.
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