For the guys - The TAC-test...

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I must have done something wrong here.
Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.
Fcuking hate her :x
"cuteness" - In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
What :?:
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.
Now this isn't farr from the truth.

-I need to send this to my Ex :twisted:
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Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote: Hmmm. I think Ness's undying gratitude (x2) might be a sweeter offer.

Devil and the Deep, eh, Johnny? 8)
Sorry Mike, I (do) but I don't care to understand what you're insinuating by your cheap comments in open forum. Please feel free to expand them. Please do.

And expect a response.
To clarify to all reading: The post wasn't an innuendo. It was a poor attempt at amalgamating two parallel threads, which apparently went tits(, ass and cute) up.

PM sent to Mr M. Hope that clears it up. Sorry.
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Motz wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote: Hmmm. I think Ness's undying gratitude (x2) might be a sweeter offer.

Devil and the Deep, eh, Johnny? 8)
Sorry Mike, I (do) but I don't care to understand what you're insinuating by your cheap comments in open forum. Please feel free to expand them. Please do.

And expect a response.
To clarify to all reading: The post wasn't an innuendo. It was a poor attempt at amalgamating two parallel threads, which apparently went tits(, ass and cute) up.

PM sent to Mr M. Hope that clears it up. Sorry.
Ooh, he can get a bit moody!

The whole sex-change process is wreaking havoc with his hormones... :innocent: :twisted: :lol:

:kiss:
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Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
Yeah! :innocent:
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NO!

apart from the slutty bit
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James Blast wrote:NO!

apart from the slutty bit
Big Tits, medium erse, and slutty :D :D
< or, slender, pink hair, gothy, nose ring & from Keighly mmmmm perfect!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Nup!
ye need the booty too ( l )
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James Blast wrote:Nup!
ye need the booty too ( l )
Dae ye mean erse? :twisted:
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:Nup!
ye need the booty too ( l )
Dae ye mean erse? :twisted:
He said booty!

Image

Arrrr! ;D
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Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
that'll be me, then.. :lol:
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:
Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
that'll be me, then.. :lol:
I didnea think your arse was that small Miss Em's :innocent: :twisted:
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oh, please slap him! :twisted:

lovely ass babes...
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:
Francis wrote:Small tits, small arse, slutty look. Whodathoughtit?
that'll be me, then.. :lol:
I didnea think your arse was that small Miss Em's :innocent: :twisted:
:roll: Alright babe, will you brutally slaughter him or will I? :twisted:

Mrs. Strange is just about the only laydee in the whole wide world who could have pulled off that red "bat" dress without her jacksie looking enormous :lol: :notworthy: . Was jealous that night at t'Phono and I'm still bloody jealous now. Biiiiiitch! :twisted: :P
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let's all just play nicely now...

no need for bitchiness...leave that for the *cough* men!

yes i am just as jealous... :evil:

but ems does understand...

i think this is starting to look like a trio of evilness...heehee
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your own backside is not exactly large, missy... but thank you ;D

@scotty.. your card has been marked more than once
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Oh c'mon ladies, you know I was only kiddin'!!.
Apologies.
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you're gonna get red carded soon Keith...
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i'm feeling lenient. make the most.. tomorrow is another day. if i read things tomorrow, i might see them in a different light
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I-WAS-KIDDIN'
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back to topic

i scored Top Heavy :roll:
Raw score: 66% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!


Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson.
Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.
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having found it necessary to *ahem* re-take the test several times i'll cut to the chase:- legs over breasts everytime.
however for those women who aren't amputees then a nice big pair of jugs wouldn't go amiss.... :innocent: :lol:
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Angelina Jolie is recommended to me apparently. Wouldn't say no.
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i think the avoid clause is justified...i wouldn't want to be anywhere near Oprah


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Burn wrote:i think the avoid clause is justified...i wouldn't want to be anywhere near Oprah


*shudders at thought*
That is scary. :eek:
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