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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I hope we (City) sign him.














Then kick the s**t out of him in training every day, invite Alfie over to have a go.
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No he's going to sign for Sunderland!
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the-happening wrote:No he's going to sign for Sunderland!
Funny how we're the only club who haven't been linked just yet. I wonder why ....
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that's a difficult one! as soon as he was sacked i looked at the odds for him going to other clubs and Sunderland wasn't listed even as a joke bet!!
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Norman Hunter wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

...They'll miss him.

I won't.
:lol: :lol: Missing Smithy though, aintcha. :wink:

I hope he signs for Celtic, and proceeds to kick the living crap out of everyone up there for a while. :twisted:
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the-happening wrote:that's a difficult one! as soon as he was sacked i looked at the odds for him going to other clubs and Sunderland wasn't listed even as a joke bet!!
gamebookers quoted Sunderland at 100/1 in an e-mail on my desk this morning. It didn't specify whether that would be as a player or a manager, though.
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Planet Dave wrote:
:lol: :lol: Missing Smithy though, aintcha. :wink:

I hope he signs for Celtic, and proceeds to kick the living crap out of everyone up there for a while. :twisted:
I knew I'd goad a response from you :notworthy:

Smiffy? Never heard of him. Liam Miller - now there's a midfielder :wink:

Celtic? Already fourth in a two-horse race and soon to be managerless and out of the Champions League - I've other things to worry about at Ibrox before Psycho Killer signs :eek:
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player manager at Altrincham is a possibility

not sure about Aston Villa though. well, would you: nice bloke, s**t team
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paint it black wrote:player manager at Altrincham is a possibility

not sure about Aston Villa though. well, would you: nice bloke, s**t team
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Planet Dave wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

...They'll miss him.

I won't.
:lol: :lol: Missing Smithy though, aintcha. :wink:

I hope he signs for Celtic, and proceeds to kick the living crap out of everyone up there for a while. :twisted:
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Looking forward to 11 February - Barry Ferguson v Roy Keane.

Enough to make your eyes water :eek:
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Norman Hunter wrote:Looking forward to 11 February - Barry Ferguson v Roy Keane.

Enough to make your eyes water :eek:
I'll definitely be in the Hoops Tavern for that one!
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Planet Dave wrote: I hope he signs for Celtic, and proceeds to kick the living crap out of everyone up there for a while. :twisted:
Enjoy ;)
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And yes I've ordered a new shirt! :D

Don't think he's allowed to start on the pitch until after 1st January, so I won't see him at Tynecastle against Hearts :(
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And yes I've ordered a new shirt! :D

Don't think he's allowed to start on the pitch until after 1st January, so I won't see him at Tynecastle against Hearts :(
I think I will order another Rangers shirt, this one covered in blood from his first tackle on some helpless player! :lol:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:I think I will order another Rangers shirt, this one covered in blood from his first tackle on some helpless player! :lol:
Hopefully Dado or Nacho :wink: :twisted:
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Knew you'd be pleased. :wink: :twisted:
This signing is definitely for the fans! :D

Now if they can only get Petrov's contract sorted before xmas.... :|
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:I think I will order another Rangers shirt, this one covered in blood from his first tackle on some helpless player! :lol:
Hopefully Dado or Nacho :wink: :twisted:
That is cruel, we both know Nacho will never be fit enough to ever get back on the field! :wink:
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Big Si wrote:Don't think he's allowed to start on the pitch until after 1st January(
Surely he shouldn't be allowed to start on the pitch until some sort of sentance has been served for his assault on poor Haaland :evil:

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I wonder how long it takes before he takes his first booking. I do not mean after how many games but after how many minutes :lol: :innocent:
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