Maintaining the Goff Presence in Corrie...

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...is Craig, with his Skeletal Family t-shirt on :notworthy: :eek: :lol:

Just spotted on tonights 10pm showing by Mr. S.
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He's also been heard listening to "So Sure" :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: someone at "Corrie" has SUPERB taste 8)
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Reckon it's time for a guest appearance, a la Status Quo :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Reckon it's time for a guest appearance, a la Status Quo :lol:
How fuckin' amazing( if highly unlikely) would that be :eek: :notworthy:
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doh. just posted this in sisters chat :oops: :lol:
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We should lobby them for it.

What's the address? 8)
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http://www.skeletalfamily.com/

:lol:

oh, i see...

http://www.itv.com/page.asp?partid=91
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The child Platt (David I think) was spotted with Joy Division blaring out of his room once and he's not even one of the goffs!
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from http://www.itv.com/page.asp?partid=2992

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At least they're into proper goff eh?
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:We should lobby them for it.

What's the address? 8)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/long/ ... nday.shtml
We should, I'm sending an e-mail a couple of times a week to play a Skeletal Family / Ghost Dance song ( a big fan she was 8) ), I might start "Harassing" ITV next, all we need to do is find Anne-Marie now :lol:
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Perhaps they could do an episode in Keighley :D

They haven't been abroad for a while :lol:
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Nice one QB, I've tried to get a still like that for the "Skeletal Family" site, it should be easy what with my splendiforos 'puttor skills :innocent: :roll:
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scotty wrote:my splendiforos 'puttor skills
Margaret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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scotty wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:We should lobby them for it.

What's the address? 8)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/long/ ... nday.shtml
We should, I'm sending an e-mail a couple of times a week to play a Skeletal Family / Ghost Dance song ( a big fan she was 8) ), I might start "Harassing" ITV next, all we need to do is find Anne-Marie now :lol:
To be the new landlady at t'Rovers 8)

BTW how will lobbying Auntie Beeb get the Skeletals to appear in Corrie :eek: :wink:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
To be the new landlady at t'Rovers 8)

BTW how will lobbying Auntie Beeb get the Skeletals to appear in Corrie :eek: :wink:
:eek: Anne-Marie behind the bar on "Corrie" :notworthy:, I'd never miss an episode :lol: .
And sending e-mails to Janice Long won't help get the Skeletal Family on "Corrie", but I could send another e-mail a couple of times a week was what I meant :oops:
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if anne-marie was on corrie i'ld be banned from watching it! i already get daggers and an easy rise out of mrswhizzkid for rosie webster comments (who can't be jailbait in real life....well not much anyway :innocent: ) :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:if anne-marie was on corrie i'ld be banned from watching it! i already get daggers and an easy rise out of mrswhizzkid for rosie webster comments (who can't be jailbait in real life....well not much anyway :innocent: ) :lol:
You dirty bastard! :eek: :lol:

I seem to recall them having tickets to a band called "Stench Of Death"... oh those old goffick trobadours... :roll:

I must say the whole thing makes me want to bang my head against a brick wall repeatedly. As does that programme and for that matter ITV in general... :urff:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
scotty wrote:my splendiforos 'puttor skills
Margaret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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what is Corrie, please?
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i would sugges that you are better off not knowing...sometimes ignorance really can be bliss!
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:.sometimes ignorance really can be blast!
:innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
SomeKindOfStranger wrote:.sometimes ignorance really can be blast!
:innocent:
:lol:
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James Blast wrote:what is Corrie, please?
It's the Mancunian version of River Sh!tty, James... :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:The child Platt (David I think) was spotted with Joy Division blaring out of his room once and he's not even one of the goffs!
But you don't have to be a goff to listen to Joy Division, as proven by me. 8)
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