Graz, Austria

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andymackem
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We won. With a last-minute goal from a corner. I didn't stay much longer.

Found a nice pub in Rochdale as well. It was a bizarre evening.
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markfiend wrote:If you managed to enjoy yourself in Oldham, hats off!

I was born there. And went to school there. Shît-hole of the universe. I couldn't leave fast enough :lol:
Aww it wasn't that bad Mark. Butterflies was a 'groovy' club. :urff: :lol:

I used to work in the Tesco's in the precinct, before it got bulldozed.
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Is he wearing a skirt made out of tin-foil?
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It looked more like leather, but by the miracles of reflected light .....

There was a leathery corset involved later on as well. Curious. I rather preferred Syrah. She's lovely.

/swoon/
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I gotta be honest, he's not really doing anything for me... :|

Looks a bit like Brian Molko, and as anyone who has looked at the "Remember Me?" thread, that's not so good in my book.

I can see he's trying his best to imitate the Anderson mic stand pose, maybe he's up for a little shimmy'n'shake with a tambourine as well. But still, no sale.

Hope you find a way to entertain yourself in Graz, anyway. Playing I-spy in German might fill up some of the time. ;D
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Ah well. I'm sure he'll be disappointed to hear that. I understand he'd already booked a flight to Glasgow on the off-chance of bumping into you somewhere.

I-Spy in German would be utterly futile; I have a problem with nouns in that language. I'm just going to have to rely on Nina to keep me occupied. Or go to that Slovenian football match about an hour's drive away over the border.
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andymackem wrote:Ah well. I'm sure he'll be disappointed to hear that. I understand he'd already booked a flight to Glasgow on the off-chance of bumping into you somewhere.
I'm sure he will endure a lengthy period of mourning, but he'll live. Maybe he'll write an album about it.
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boudicca wrote:I'm sure he will endure a lengthy period of mourning, but he'll live. Maybe he'll write an album about it.
You could 'guest' in the manner of Jenna Jameson, whose whiney sampled vocals pollute the most irritating track on their latest album. I can't imagine anyone else producing a less satisfactory contribution, so I say go for it.
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