I drove my tractor to your haystack last night (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
Now something's telling me that you'll confide in me (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
Come on now darling, you've got something I need.
'Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key,
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony;
I've got twenty acres and you've got forty-three,
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.
(She made I laugh, ha-ha!)
I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
And you know I'll love you darling, so give me your hand (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land.
'Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key,
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony;
I've got twenty acres and you've got forty-three,
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.
(Phwoar, she's a lovely bit of stuff and all.)
For seven long years I've been alone in this place (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
Pigs sleep in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace (ooh-aah ooh-aah),
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind? (ooh-aah ooh-aah)
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime.
'Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key,
Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony;
I've got twenty acres and you've got forty-three,
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.
(Who loves you baby?)
Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants, ha-ha-haa!
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand,
We had our photos took and us holding hands!
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key,
Now that we mow past our hedges I think that you and me
Should stop this gallivanting, and will you marry me?
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.
(Arr, you're a fine-looking woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land, a-ha-ha!)
Missing track on "Love". The Cult's Wurzel phase.
Discuss.
Jumping on Johnny's bandwagon here...
doesn't quite roll of the tongue like the usual Astbury output does it!?!
but then there are a couple of songs that should be on the album but only managed to get B side status
Little Face
Her voice cut like a razor
A rose petal with summery eyes
You beautiful flame girl screamer
Seducer of the non-believers
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Princess but no virgin
A butterfly burnt my a flame
She fluttered with her life
She stood outside till the winter came
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Everyday they pull it tighter
The barbed wire wrapped around her heart
Yeah everyday they pull it tighter
The barbed wire wrapped around her heart
Her voice cut like a razor
A rose petal with summery eyes
Oh beautiful flame girl screamer
Sweet seducer of the non-believers
is just one example
but then there are a couple of songs that should be on the album but only managed to get B side status
Little Face
Her voice cut like a razor
A rose petal with summery eyes
You beautiful flame girl screamer
Seducer of the non-believers
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Princess but no virgin
A butterfly burnt my a flame
She fluttered with her life
She stood outside till the winter came
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Everyday they pull it tighter
The barbed wire wrapped around her heart
Yeah everyday they pull it tighter
The barbed wire wrapped around her heart
Her voice cut like a razor
A rose petal with summery eyes
Oh beautiful flame girl screamer
Sweet seducer of the non-believers
is just one example
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Claire, you really love that song, dontcha baby.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Nah, I think he got to the heart of the human condition with "Harvester".
Combine Harvester Of Sorrow
@Dave - have you heard a rendition of this song from me before?
I can do Craig David in a West-Country stylee as well... can ye fill me in, oooaaarrr!
Combine Harvester Of Sorrow
@Dave - have you heard a rendition of this song from me before?
I can do Craig David in a West-Country stylee as well... can ye fill me in, oooaaarrr!
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The 'human condition'. You say that like it's a disease.
Sounds like Hayseed Dixie (or whatever they're called) have another potential cover on their hands.
'twang twang twang, Harvesterrrrrrrrr of Sorrrrrow, twang twang twang, laaaanguage of the meeehhhhhhd, twang twang twang'.
Twas ever thus.
Sounds like Hayseed Dixie (or whatever they're called) have another potential cover on their hands.
'twang twang twang, Harvesterrrrrrrrr of Sorrrrrow, twang twang twang, laaaanguage of the meeehhhhhhd, twang twang twang'.
Twas ever thus.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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boudicca wrote:Combine Harvester Of Sorrow
Claire....pure class.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
You really are quite mad Claire. Fabulous with it (thank you again ) but still a nutter.
I dread to think what other 'missing' songs will now begin to surface from the Love recording sessions ...
I dread to think what other 'missing' songs will now begin to surface from the Love recording sessions ...
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You can rest assured they won't contain the words "oh", "yeah" and "baby". They had already used up their quota in the other songs on the album.Johnny M wrote:I dread to think what other 'missing' songs will now begin to surface from the Love recording sessions ...
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From hereon in it's maximum ooo-aaarrr!hallucienate wrote:You can rest assured they won't contain the words "oh", "yeah" and "baby". They had already used up their quota in the other songs on the album.Johnny M wrote:I dread to think what other 'missing' songs will now begin to surface from the Love recording sessions ...
See avatar change...
@John... did I ever claim to be anything other than a mentalist?
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I borrowed a copy of Love with Little Face and Judith included. I think that must have been an original copy as the remastered one leaves those off. A shame as I liked both tracks.Burn wrote:doesn't quite roll of the tongue like the usual Astbury output does it!?!
but then there are a couple of songs that should be on the album but only managed to get B side status
Little Face
Her voice cut like a razor
A rose petal with summery eyes
You beautiful flame girl screamer
Seducer of the non-believers
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Princess but no virgin
A butterfly burnt my a flame
She fluttered with her life
She stood outside till the winter came
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Little Face they cut you down
They push your face into the ground
Everyday they pull it tighter
The barbed wire wrapped around her heart
Yeah everyday they pull it tighter
The barbed wire wrapped around her heart
Her voice cut like a razor
A rose petal with summery eyes
Oh beautiful flame girl screamer
Sweet seducer of the non-believers
is just one example
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i might have to ask people to step away from the cheese again
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Arrr, we make cheese down on the farm, we do!emilystrange wrote:i might have to ask people to step away from the cheese again
(I have actually taken to eating cheese a hell of a lot the past month or so, I have to say... )
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when oi drinks coider oi farts and when oi farts ois 'appyboudicca wrote:Arrr, we make cheese down on the farm, we do!emilystrange wrote:i might have to ask people to step away from the cheese again
(I have actually taken to eating cheese a hell of a lot the past month or so, I have to say... )
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Wrong end of the country for you.... is it no, Keith?scotty wrote:when oi drinks coider oi farts and when oi farts ois 'appyboudicca wrote:Arrr, we make cheese down on the farm, we do!emilystrange wrote:i might have to ask people to step away from the cheese again
(I have actually taken to eating cheese a hell of a lot the past month or so, I have to say... )
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Boudicca, admittedly this belongs in the best tradition of Johnny's cryptic threats - is this now about Motörheads guitarist Würzel or am I completely on the wrong track?boudicca wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:
Just so's you all know (as if you care) - it's officially Wurzel Week here on HL...
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Oi thanks ye koindly oi does, sor!Johnny M wrote:I'll let the author explain ...
The Wurzels... these are them...!
The West Country's finest cider-drinking rabble-rousers.
(West Country = the arse-end of England where everyone's uncle is their brother and so on... go west from London and you'll soon find yourself buying cream tea from bearded women sitting on haystacks. Maybe.)
I suppose you can't fully *ahem* appreciate their musical endeavours without knowing British accents... remember what you said the other day about people from Graz in Austria? The Wurzels' accent might be the equivalent.
Now that I think about it, when I have been on holiday in the Tirol I have seen Teutonic equivalents of the Wurzels - bedecked in lederhosen and on channel What-The-f**k-is-This really early in the morning...
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This is when it starts to get really scary. How many f*cking links?
Can't find the one to The Cult site yet though ...
Can't find the one to The Cult site yet though ...
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Harrr, oi was going to post that, oi was!Johnny M wrote:This is when it starts to get really scary. How many f*cking links?
Can't find the one to The Cult site yet though ...
(A bottle of Scrumpy is winging it's way to you for that. "Trashed" mark II. )
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Thanks for the description Boudicca, is my new keyboard on you?
You might have the Wurzels, but we have......
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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That's the sorta thing, yep!canon docre wrote:
Thanks for the description Boudicca, is my new keyboard on you?
You might have the Wurzels, but we have......
I dare say you do it even better over there...
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and combine harvesters,surely?boudicca wrote:Only tractors on this thread, James.James Blast wrote:"Everbody's jumping someone else's train"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"