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timsinister
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Sinicorp Industries Presents - In co-operation with Near Meth Experience:

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Also from Sinicorp Imaging Division - An Exxiled Reptile Production:

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paint it black
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wondered where you'd got to ya tosser :notworthy: :notworthy:

nice job :D

*hint click on the pictures*
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paint it black wrote:wondered where you'd got to ya tosser :notworthy: :notworthy:
What he said, but a bit nicer! :wink:

Now I'm gritting my teeth and going to look...
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Oh yeah! :lol: :notworthy:

Where's the one where I'm looking... um, a bit worse for wear, according to you?

*edit - ah no wait, I've just seen it. :eek: :lol: :oops:
You will die now, Sinister :twisted: .*

BTW - if you must link to GOFF.NET from here you could at leat put a note that says "Not worksafe"....:P
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paint it black wrote: *hint click on the pictures*
Thank-you.... :oops:

Well timsinister very well done! :notworthy:
Are you employing anyone?!?! :D

MB *next time I'll be in one of those photos...*
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:notworthy: :lol:

Thanks Timmy for reminding me what I did not miss.
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James Blast
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: Top work fella! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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paint it black wrote:wondered where you'd got to ya tosser :notworthy: :notworthy:

nice job :D

*hint click on the pictures*
what he said and definitely no nicer :twisted:

**note to self -less pies more drugs**
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Mrs. Snowey
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Doesn't seem 5 minutes since either of those 2 events :eek:

Cheers Tim :D
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Aye, a big well done to TIM :notworthy: 8) :notworthy:
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Cheers to you lot, for being in them, and not bitching about the naff captions!

I'll put the videos up once I've got guaranteed bandwith. Ta, guys. :oops:
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Where's the pic's of your "Fuckin' Big Goff Homo Boots" ? :innocent: :twisted:
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I still want to know if anyone has a video of Mr Sinister getting emotional over "Some kind of Stranger"
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timsinister wrote:Cheers to you lot, for being in them, and not bitching about the naff captions!
actually i'ld love to know what i'm talking to BoF and PiB about...that's not my hand signal for merchant banker (albeit similar). :lol:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I still want to know if anyone has a video of Mr Sinister getting emotional over "Some kind of Stranger"
I'm watching "You've Been Framed" every week in hope :innocent: :twisted:
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Good work!
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The "I don't know...." is Mrs Scotty :wink:
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hello Dave! where you been hiding? this is starting to make me feel left out-have you been having fun with ginsinister and not inviting us? :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Zuma
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Hi Lee and all....sorry, been a crazy week or so running about, suposed to be on holiday (aye right), and this has been the first night I have had a chance to sit down and catch up.

Hope "youse" are all well and enjoyed seeing the photos, brought back a lot of good memories, even see my mugshot passed the censor a couple of times too :lol:
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good days, good times, good people, Dave and Cat

bring 'em back soon :|
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Zuma
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James Blast wrote:good days, good times, good people, Dave and Cat

bring 'em back soon :|
Bring em back sooner James! :twisted:
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Zuma wrote:
James Blast wrote:good days, good times, good people, Dave and Cat

bring 'em back soon :|
Bring em back sooner James! :twisted:
say hello to cat for us while you're about Dave... i thought you might be not talking to me now i've got my own post rank :innocent: ;D :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Zuma
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Will do Lee!

Cat says hi and promises to come back to the fold shortly, been maniacal all round.

Congrats on the ranking, you have put in the hours :lol:
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James Blast
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Lee has done 24-7
is that a good thing? :twisted:
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Zuma
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I hear Lemmy is sh*tting himself :lol:
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