Language test! (again)

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You scored 100% Beginner, 92% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 86% Expert!

I seem to remember everyone liking multiple choice at school...
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
andymackem wrote: Then make me do the same test in Flemish :oops:
Never EVER would I do something so cruel to you lovely Islanders ;D

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Wouldn't you? :innocent:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:85% 92% 86% and 86%....all very confusing as it told me i had 40 out of 40 which was 100% when i was at school. :?
it's a swizz -i took it again and gave the exact same (correct) answers -scoring 40 out of 40- and this time scored 92% 100% 86% and 86% :eek: :evil: :?:

what a load of bollocks; probably designed to confuse johnny foreigner into thinking he's clever,coming over here taking all our jobs, and still not understanding what i mean when i ask him:
"WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' SAUSAGE EGG AND CHIPS??!!"
it'ld be quicker to train an ape. :innocent: [/alf garnet] :lol:
Think it's got to do with the fact you can opt for two answers with several questions, and you only chose the UK option and did not recognise the US one, thought it had that explained somewhere :?: But odd nevertheless...
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it wrote:English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 100% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
but then you didn't expect anything less did you? and as far as the bare/bear question goes: bear isn't an adjective no matter what walt disney might say.
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Moi aussi.
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You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 100% Expert!
Good job there were no questions on the proper use of capital letters, hmmm? ;)
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markfiend wrote:Moi aussi.
English Genius? :innocent:

I knew this was some sort of Euro-conspiracy to tell us that we don't know our own language so they can corrupt it from Brussels... [/Kilroy] :lol:
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:P So you caught me showing off. Go figure. ;)
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markfiend wrote::P So you caught me showing off. Go figure. ;)
Kiss the cook :innocent:

Next grammar test is dedicated to you alone! ;D

Or better: write yer own? :D

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92% beginner, 100% intermediate, 100% advanced, 100% expert

I'm cross about the first bit. And I disagree with one of the answers. But aside from that, I'm pleased!
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MrChris wrote:I'm cross about the first bit. And I disagree with one of the answers. But aside from that, I'm pleased!
Which one is that then? :P
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