Simply the Best

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Francis
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Well?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Better than all the rest?
Styles are a lie.

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Have you converted to the philosophy of Mr Johnny Déscartes - "I post therefore I am" - or something? :innocent:
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I could say something really condescending like "You younguns wouldn't understand" but us parents are far too mature to take such cheap shots.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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I deserve the cheap shots. I almost attributed the paraphrasal to Kant :urff:
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something wonderful, Francis?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Motz wrote:cheap shots
Mine's a Black Russian. Not so cheap. :lol:
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James Blast wrote:something wonderful, Francis?
Are you being obscure again, Mr Blast?
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Francis wrote:
James Blast wrote:something wonderful, Francis?
Are you being obscure again, Mr Blast?
Expensive Shots calling the Kettle Black? :roll:
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Nice one Francis. :wink:
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maybe....
"something wonderful" a sample from the movie 2001, is used on a Revolting Cocks track from the epic Beers, Steers+Qveers called Something Wonderful, nes pas?
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James Blast wrote:Revolting Cocks
Before, after and, preferably not of, my time.
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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i'm in awe of anyone who can drink their way through two livers. apparently he could kick a ball too... :wink:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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So, will he be remembered as a drunken philanderer or a footballing genius?

I knew I should've kept me Bestie footie boots...
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I don't ever recall a memory of the two being mutually exclusive ;)
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for our generation at least he'll be remembered for both. i'm sure in 50 years time it will only be the football; you rarely hear about stanley matthews hellraisig debauchery these days. :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Francis
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:stanley matthews hellraisig debauchery these days. :innocent:
In THOSE shorts? Surely not.
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he was very poular with the ladies...why do you think his shorts had to be so long? :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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I knew I was going wrong somewhere. Those Speedos are history...
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Francis wrote:So, will he be remembered as a drunken philanderer or a footballing genius?

I knew I should've kept me Bestie footie boots...
You say it like it's a bad thing Francis :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Feel I should apologise on behalf of decent Leeds fans for the chanting during the minutes' silence on Saturday :oops:

It wasn't entirely unexpected - I could go into how Man Utd fans have taunted Leeds in the past, but it won't get us anywhere. Slightly pissed off that only the Leeds chanting got a mention, when there were a few other disturbances up and down the country - Man City, Tottenham and (I believe) Wigan.

Anyway, sorry. I'd like to say it won't happen again, but... :?
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Norman Hunter wrote:Feel I should apologise on behalf of decent Leeds fans for the chanting during the minutes' silence on Saturday :oops:

It wasn't entirely unexpected - I could go into how Man Utd fans have taunted Leeds in the past, but it won't get us anywhere. Slightly pissed off that only the Leeds chanting got a mention, when there were a few other disturbances up and down the country - Man City, Tottenham and (I believe) Wigan.

Anyway, sorry. I'd like to say it won't happen again, but... :?
No need to apologise Norm, hardly unexpected, like you say. We've got used to it since '59 (I believe the country was united in sadness for at least a year).

So back to business :wink: How exactly have we taunted you in the past? By winning stuff, and buying your best player? Fair do's then. :twisted:

The Best thing is understandable though, to some degree. Pretty soon they'll be having a minute's silence everytime Beckham stubs his toe.
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Man City were playing Liverpool, not one, but two teams not exactly known for their admiration of Man Utd; I heard that the "minute's silence" at (I was going to type Maine Road then...) The City Of Manchester Ground lasted 18 seconds?
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sad to see a few members of the low iq brigade blackening the name of all decent football fans yet again.
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